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File this under I am easily amused.

This anime is an embarrassment. Really. It's an excuse to constantly close in on Eris's boobs and backside, both of which bounce with all the energy a cartoon can muster, while highlighting her general cluelessness and absurdity.

Eris is the catgirl. She came to Earth to "have fun," which apparently is now legal for her to do so, now that Earth has started experimenting with FTL communications. (Huh, I'm starting to detect a theme here...) She lands on an island in Japan (naturally) and hangs out with a local boy (naturally) who's innocent and has no clue what to do with her. All of the female friends in his life accuse him of being a pervert, but he so far hasn't done anything at all except blush.

The plot, near as I can tell, is that Earth didn't mean to be sending FTL signals, only listening. Secretly. It's a government program to spy on the aliens. And while we didn't know what we were hearing, we knew they were out there. Various government agencies have been gearing up for the inevitable invasion.

When it turns out that the aliens mostly have Culturetech anyway and are really just looking for new and interesting people to hang out with, these agencies decide to try and kill Eris anyway, and provoke a war, to justify their decade-long secret budgets of war preparations..

As someone who has worked with two non-profits that have completely satisfied their original goals, I find that comptelely believable.

Anyway, I look forward to more semi-naked catgirl.

*Pout*

Nov. 17th, 2011 10:40 pm
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I just read Girl's Ride, Chapter 5. It's lovely but... that's it? That's all we're getting? Five chapters of unresolved sexual tension, and all we get is an outdoor shot of the isolated shrine and a little “はい?”

Oh come on, that scene in Chapter 2 totally promised more than this. I'm so disappointed.
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Squee #2: Girl's Ride Chapter Three has been released by Lillicious. (You'll have to go to the listing page and download the individual ZIP files by hand.)

This is absolutely the cutest, sweetest, most likeable girl-girl manga I've read in a long time. The characters are wonderful and innocent, they're not presented automatically as wank material, it's very much a look-see into a pair of characters who would obviously not invite your otaku eyes into their bedroom and you should feel privileged to be allowed this much. Unless you have issues with homosexuality, this series is (so far) safe for adolescents and lunchtime reading at the office.

The art, too, is especially lovely: the artist has clearly studied western styles, and is reviving a lot of old-school manga hand-drawn cross-hatching and organic toning that's fallen out of favor, or at least the patience of mangaka, in the age of Photoshop. Highly recommended.
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KickInTheHead mashed up the video for over 90 anime opening sequences, showing how the same motifs occur again and again:

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Okay, that's it. I can't watch anymore of this. Kuroko's too smart to be this stupid, and too stupid to be this clever. The whole episode was built on girders of fail.

There's got to be something worth watching in this vein this season, ne?
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So, I just watched episode one To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (eng: A Certain Scientific Railgun), which has to be just about the stupidest super-powered girl, yuri-on-the-hoof anime series yet. The setting is basically an entire city turned over to the study of Marvel-style psionics: telepaths, telekinets, etc. etc.

The heroine, Mikoto Misaka, is the most ass-kicking telekinetic the city has ever seen. Her power manifests as electrical charges, so she has the nickname "The Railgun," and with a handful of coins she can destroy whole armies. She's introduced during testing; while her roommate and the sterotypical stuck-up rich older girl trade barbs, they're suddenly flung on their asses by a shockwave from the school pool. The roommate preens about how powerful this new girl is, they need to use the entire olympic swimming pool just to slow down the quarters she tosses. At the end of the epsisode, Mikoto, her friend Kuroko, and two other characters are introduced, and Mikoto becomes friends with an innocent and un-superpowered girl. They interrupt a robbery, and when one of the villains kick said girl in the face and then tries to escape in a high-speed car, Mikoto flips a coin in the air, and when it falls in front of her she destroys the car with it. All what you'd expect from an Episode 1. "Hi, here's our main cast, we're all magical girls, and here's what the heroine is capable of doing."

The art's quite good, although it devolves way too often when the plot get silly.

What is really sad about the series is the way it's already basically yuri hentai: Kuroko conspires constantly on how to convince Mikoto that they should both go to a love hotel, and in one scene even manages to get her hands under Mikoto's shirt and feel her up. Men show up in this episode only when being arrested.

I kinda want to watch this series, because I kinda like Mikoto: she's got a mix of personas all battling for identity: super-powered heroine besieged by fans, insecure girl unsure of her powers, stuck-up idol, stage-frightened but capable of powering through. But the extremely poorly-handled lesbian crush annoys the Hell out of me (shocking, isn't it?). Kuroko's crush on Mikoto isn't sexual, or romantic, or fannish, or... or anything. It exists because the writers want it to exist, and not because either character would otherwise really want it.
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So, let me get this straight: the most popular series right now is some vaguely high-school yurilicious show about a human railgun?

Okay, then.
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Okay, okay. Here's the manga I squeed about this morning, in a publicly-accessible scanlation: Morinaga Milk's Girlfriends, chapter 13.

Squeee!!!

Sep. 4th, 2008 10:55 am
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Finally!

Yeah, you probably don't care. I've been waiting a year for this moment.
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My last two laptops have all been named for some dangerous feminine AI from anime (for very flexible definitions thereof): Ai, Lain, and Kusanagi. Now I'm looking for one for my new machine, and I'm leaning toward Kurumi, but there are other possibilities:
  • Miyu, from Mai-HiME
  • Chi, from Chobits
  • Maico, from Anna Maico
  • Mahoro, from Mahoromatic
  • Jenny, from My Life as a Teenage Robot
  • Kosmos, from Xenosaga
  • Anevka, from Girl Genius
  • Ping, from Megatokyo
So many possibilities! Anyone got a favorite or a counter-suggestion?
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Y'know what I like about manga? It dares to ask difficult questions. Questions like: "What if the Lone Ranger and Tonto were a pair of highly competent oversexed bubble-breasted nymphomaniac women?"

Y'know what I dislike about manga? Every yaoi artist out there sucks. Every one of them. Couldn't draw a nose that didn't look like a deadly weapon to save his life.
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Someone recommended Shining Tears X Wind to me on the grounds that it would be perfect for me: "Bishii, Babes, and Furries." And sure enough, it's got all of the above: two cute guys who aren't aware they should be off somewhere else making out, two hot and busty high school senior chixxors who exist only to be demure damsels in distress, and so far at least one hyperactive catgirl.

It's too bad the best adjective I can come up with for this show is dorky. Because that's what it is. Disjunct, pointless writing, horrible art (the frame rate during the fight scenes is so bad it reminded me of 1980s American cartoons like Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors), characters that manifest new talents and bizarre behaviors totally out of character at the silliest moments, and poorly integrated and inappropriate CGI.

This show has a completely lack of respect for its audience: it's too mature for kids, and too stupid for adults.
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If you've never read China Mieville, this won't make a whole lot of sense. China, in his New Cruzabon stories, has a clade of people called The Remade, people who have been found guilty of crimes against the city of New Cruzabon and who, in turn, suffer remaking: their bodies are warped by infectious magics, and they are melded with animals, with machines, with the animated corpses of their victims, with whatever the sorceror on hand found amusing and appropriate and utilitarian. Mieville's universe has strange and horrible monsters, and being Remade with one of those about results in some of the most disturbing images Mieville has given us.

Yesterday, I was looking through some on-line doujinshii. I'm not even sure where, now. I deleted the copy I was looking at. I just did not need to know what Remade prison sex looked like. Really.

Just thought I'd share.
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So, I just mainlined the entire Evangelion original broadcast, all 26 episodes, no director's cut, no movies, in about eight solid hours. Up until about Episode 22 it was doing okay, and then it all fell apart. The end is a complete mess, the entire point of the show gets lost.

I even recognized the problem. The writer/producer/director thought he had something and then he woke up one morning, looked at his script, and said to himself, "I got nothin'." He flailed around for a week and then said, "I know, I'll tell everyone it's a deep mediation on the fact that I went through a really shitty depression phase in my mid-20s, throw out the story, and just mess with people's heads anyway." Who knows? Maybe Anno-san really did have something when he started and just ran out of steam. It was a beautiful, brilliant piece, it seemed to be going somewhere, and then... blah.

I also don't get why Ayanami Rei is such a popular character. She's a blank, a cipher, more annoying than Asuka ever could be. Part of the reason is that her relationship with Gendo is never clarified: why is she so damn perky in that one scene and then a complete waste the rest of the series?

And yet, I so wanted there to be more to this series. I'm so disappointed in it: I wanted Shinji to be more than a mouthpiece for Anno's fucking "I'm okay, you're okay" bullshit. I wanted Asuka to recover, and Rei to find herself, and all the other things that the characters deserved and didn't get.

I wanted to laugh, or cry, or have some reaction, however tritely elicited. Neon Genesis Evangelion failed, leaving me only annoyed and let down.

Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb and maybe piss someone off: Sousei No Aquarion is a better giant robot series than Neon Genesis Evangelion. The characters in Aquarion aren't as deeply wounded, and maybe that's to its detriment, but on the whole it's a better-made series. It has an arc, intent, and a proper ending, and, y'know, it's really made with as much courage, often for hilarity's sake as much as the dramatic ending, as Evangelion.
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So, as I've been writing through this silly arc of stories, I've been asking myself, "Which couple here doesn't get the happy ending?" Because, y'know, they can't all have happy endings. Saul & Khrystyne are a good subject for a bad ending, but I really want Dove & The Twins to work, and Polly & Zia, and Illonca & Rhiane can't possibly go wrong; those two were written for each other. I suppose I could come up with new characters and relationships just to have things go sour on some people, but that feels like a cop-out. I disagree with Tolstoy; I think he had it backwards. Everyone is happy in their own unique way; it is in our misery that we are all similar. I think that's endemic to the human state: we are made to be anxious, miserable creatures, struggling against one another and our own natures (or, if you're religious, our own sinful state, or our attachments, or whatever); finding happiness and joy is so unlikely, so hard, and so fragile that it must be unique from human being to human being.

I was reminded of this consistent theme in my life this afternoon, oddly enough, while looking through a vast raft of Mai HiME doujinshi and I realized, after going through it, that the fans really, really wanted a happy ending for the most tragic couple in the series. Yukino and Haruka had two lovely tales; Mai and Mikoto had two jokey stories; there was a smattering of scenes for Chie and Aoi, and one nasty revenge story about Nao. And then there were nearly twenty stories about Haruka and Natsuko. If you don't know the storyline, every female character is a "magical girl," but Haruka is the only lesbian character; When Natusko tells her, "I cannot love you the way you want me to," she goes on a wild rampage with her magical abilities, killing far too many people before she's stopped. It would seem that the audience felt that that relationship, among all, was poorly handled. (Yukino may have been gay, or she may just have had a terrible case of hero worship for Haruka. I think I'd prefer the latter.)

So the big deal, of course, going back to my original point, is that for fiction to "feel right," the losers must deserve to lose, they must have some characteristic that makes them lose. Now I just need to figure out what that characteristic really is.
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Giving away even what about I'm about to give away amounts to a spoiler for the first episode, but I'm gonna do it anyway. The anime series Asatte no Houkou (link goes to a search for the series on my favorite anime site) is the sweetest, loveliest bit of anime to come by since Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto (aka Someday's Dreamers). And the English title's mangling is just as bad: The literal translation of Someday's Dreamers' native title was "Things Important to a Mage." The literal translation of Our Summer Story's native title is "The Direction Taken the Day After Tomorrow."

Karada is a young girl of 11 who lives with her brother Hiro, who's 19. She hates being treated like a child, and she agonizes that her brother has sacrificed so much to care for her since their parents died three years ago in an accident. Shouko is an unhappy woman of 19 who comes to the small town where Karada and Hiro live, and she tells Karada she came to this out-of-the-way place to start her life over. In the first episode we learn that Shouko and Hiro had some kind of relationship before he disappeared from her life-- and now she learns that he abandoned her to do the right thing and care for his sister.

After an evening of confrontation and argument, Karada and Shouko both end up in front of a Shinto shrine where they both issue secret prayers simultaneously. As the moon breaks over the shrine, they turn to one another-- and Karada has gotten her wish. She's suddenly aged eight years; she has her wish, people will treat her like an adult. Shouko, in turn, gets her wish as well: she's lost eight years. She has her chance to start her life over.

You'd think that this could be played up for ecchi fare with questionable loli content, but the writers clearly aren't going for that. If Someday's Dreamers made you feel all mushy and happy inside, Our Summer Story will make you want to tear up and cry at the end of each episode, but for a different reason, and not always because you feel sad. Both Karada and Shouko are freaking out learning to live with their new selves (the scene where Shouko realizes that, at 11, nobody will buy her cigarettes is quite nicely done), and Hiro is also freaking out because the little sister he's tried so hard to take care of has suddenly vanished.

Supporting these three are the sister & brother team Touko and Tetsumasa, both of whom are apparently close to the ages of Hiro and Karada (the sister is a year younger than Hiro, and the brother a year and a half older than Karada), and have been their moral (and sometimes physical) support for the past three years. They provide all sorts of useful roles: a contrasting "couple", greek chorus, comic relief, and subtle emotional tension.

Anime has gotten a bad rap recently. The last three seasons have been remarkably without the kind of lovely, emotional tones set by Someday's Dreamers, and while experiments like Simoun tried while tottering on the brink of absurdity, the current spate of violent, bloody, vampire and monster-laden flicks desperately needed something as sweet as Our Summer Story for balance. (Aria came close two seasons ago, but it was more a series of lovely vignettes with no real character conflict, no real emotional impact.)

Our Summer Story is also done well. The art is beautiful, with watercolor backgrounds and clean, well-drawn characters in an established, traditional style that goes well with the series. The music is beautiful, small-band piano style that never intrudes but always fits well.

Definitely worth a watch.
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Simoun is even sillier than I thought. Get this: it's a long-lost colony on a distant planet. They're all genetically engineered humans. Everyone starts out life female; it's only after a "second puberty" around 16 that they get to choose to change their sex if they wish, but those who have so chosen can't operate their fighter aircraft. (Why anyone would choose to be male in this society is beyond me; women occupy absolutely every upper office.)

The art isn't all that great, either. But damn, there is a lot of girl-on-girl angst. And snogging.
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I decided to watch Simoun raw. So the first thing I did was try and translate the kanji during the opening scene. I struggled for twenty minutes to find the first two kanji in the sentence in my SKIP dictionary before I figured out that it read "While watching Simoun..." and didn't need to translate the rest.

(For those of you unfamiliar with anime, Why... )
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Question #1: Is it worth lousy art and a silly story line to watch lots and lots of girl-on-girl liplocking? 'Cause that's the dilemma I'm given by Simoun. This show does not hold back; in the first episode, every major character, all female, gives something between a peck and some serious spit-swappin' to her equally feminine copilot. This is not Kashimashi or Kannazuki no Miko, where we had to wait for the last episode just to get the cute kiss payoff. We're startin' lacivious and stayin' there.

Question #2: Once upon a time, I read an absolutely fabulous series of books. Recently, I went and reread some of them, and discovered that they'd been replaced by cheesy 50 skiffy with really bad characterization. No, they weren't rewritten, it was just that my memories of the good old days were better than the actual books. So, is it worth my time to write Lucky Starr and the Leathermen of Diemos? Or, better yet, to start on Caprice Starr, Space Rangerette, a "Lucky Starr's Cuter Sister" series?

Meanwhile, still wrapping my head around the title Zombie Ninja Daleks on a Plane. Don't ask.

Oh, and I made great headway into a story that happens about a year before Fragile Dream. It's got a "big deal" event that I can use as the working counterpoint to my cute subplot I mentioned a few days ago, and I've already got the first chapter, 1800 words or so, of Misuko meeting the, uh, villain. And 800 or so of Linia meeting her plot complication, but I think that's all fishhead.
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So, I'm finally getting caught up on my anime and watching Kashimashi, also known as Girl Meets Girl (just so you know where I'm coming from). The premise is silly: Hazumu, a rather sweet an sensitive boy of approximately 14 years of age is accidentally struck by a falling UFO, the occupants of which, in the process of putting him back together figure that the Y chromosome is just a variant of the X and "fix" it: Hazumu is returned to his life now as a girl.

As it turns out, there were two girls who had a crush on Hazumu: the tomboyish Tomari, and the reserved, shy, sweet, already-knows-she's-yuri Yasuna. Tomari would much rather have Hazumu back as a boy, but Hazumu had his heart set on Yasuna, and now that Hazumu is a girl Yasuna is intent on making it so, and Tomari is willing to overcome her heterosexuality if she can have Hazumu.

It's all very cute, with Yasuna almost getting to a kiss with Hazumu before Tomari interrupts them. However, the show has developed an angle I don't find comforting: Yasuna is the way she is because she can't really even see boys. They're just a blur to her. It's not that she doesn't like boys, it's just that girls are so much sharper in focus to her senses that boys are sorta "faded out" of her world.

I hope the writers don't do anything really cheesy and basically have the aliens deus ex machina up two Hazumus, one male and one female, and "make everything allright" and, oh, by the way, Yasuna does learn to see and hear and actually communicate with boys. That would be too easy.

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