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Omaha and I took the electric vehicle camping in a national forest. Our assessment is that it’s very do-able and very serviceable if you’re willing to do a little planning ahead of time.


TL;DR: Range anxiety is real, but you can manage it with a little advanced planning, and it will get better over time. Your best average speed over the highway will be closer to 40 miles every hour because of charging times. Your car probably has two batteries, you’re screwed if either one dies, and there’s almost nothing in the car that tells you about the second. If you mainly use the car for city driving, you will be shocked by how much the wind resistance of highway speeds eats into your range.


Omaha and I wanted to go hiking in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest area around Mt. Adams in south Washington State. This was our first outing going camping since we’d bought the new Subaru Solterra so we decided to see if it would be a workable solution. We made some plans and did an assessment of every charger location we could possibly need along the route. There were plenty along the north-south corridor of I-5, so that wasn’t too worrisome, and our campsite was only about 15 miles from the Bonneville Hydroelectric Dam which had a charging station as well.

On Range Anxiety


EV range anxiety is real, but it’s not that different from having “ICE gasoline anxiety.” Nobody calls it that, and after you’ve been driving an ICE (Internal Combustion Engine) car for a year or more you kinda understand just how many miles you have left before you need a gas station. EVs are exactly the same, except for two things.

First, the range indicator isn’t a vague needle responding to a float sloshing about in a puddle of liquid explosive, it’s a number, a frighteningly exact number (except when it isn’t– see the section on highway driving) about how many miles are left before your battery dies. Watching that number count down in metronomic precision is like watching a countdown until your execution, or at least becoming stranded with no way to power back up quickly.

Secondly, the availability of chargers in more rural places is spotty at best, and because they’re not usually next to 24/7 facilities they’re often at risk of vandalism or theft, so it can be frustrating to find one only to find it broken. Society doesn’t protect them the way it does gasoline stations. The fact that one can be plunked down anywhere there’s electricity available, and that a (small) profit can be extracted from their being so, doesn’t mean that everyone is willing to do so, provide parking space for it, or put up with the hassles of copper thieves and anti-EV vandals.

The cure for range anxiety is the equally exact numbers that you can derive from any decent modern map program, such as Google Maps, for the distances between where you are and where you’re going. Figure a ten percent buffer on your total battery (i.e. if you have a 240-mile range, save 24 miles of reserve). Double the distance between the charger and your destination (because you have to get there, and get back), add that to the reserve, and keep the range number above that, and you’ll always be able to get to a charger. We drove from Panther Creek into the Trapper Creek and Indian Heaven hiking areas several times before we had to charge the Solterra, which compares favorably with the times we had to fill the old Outback.

On Charge Delay


We had to charge the car three times this road trip: once on the way down, once in the middle of the trip, and once on the way home. Each charging session took about an hour, using a DC charger, to get the car back to 90% charge. EV charging takes time, but on a curve: the first 25% of the pack will charge in about 10 minutes; the next 50% of the car takes about 50 minutes; and each percent thereafter can initially take two minutes each, but climbs to five minutes for the last three or four percent.

But an hour’s charge will give you about 75% to 80% of your car’s total range, and that’s usually enough to get moving. If you plan your road trips well, you can always find a nice park or cafe to wait out the charge, and at my age naps are lovely anyway. The Solterra has something called, I kid you not, “Your Room Mode,” which allows you to leave some parts of the car on even while it’s charging, such as the radio, the AC or the heater.

I’m simply not in such a hurry that an hour-long “pit stop” with bathroom breaks, a chance to stretch my legs, and maybe buy a few snacks or a coffee, every three hours of travel is a tragedy and a conundrum.

On the flip side, hydroelectric power is ridiculously cheap. With gas prices as they are, the Outback’s efficiency was such that for every dollar of gasoline you put into the tank, it got 4 or 5 miles of range. For the Solterra, on a commercial charge, it got 13 miles per dollar put into the battery.

Oh, and residential, off-peak (i.e. between 10pm and 6am) charging? The Solterra gets 68 miles per dollar put into the battery.

Two Batteries


The Solterra, like its equivalents, the Toyota BZ4X and the Lexus RZ 450e, has two batteries. The first is the one you see all the time on your dashboard, and it’s called the Traction Battery. The other one is a plain, old-fashioned, unremarkable lead-acid thing called the Accessories Battery. The latter powers “everything else” in the car: the radio, the seat warmers, the headlights and interior lights, the door locks. It’s charged from the Traction Battery when you’re driving, providing a moderating pass-through much the same way such batteries do on ICE cars with their alternators. When the car is officially “off,” though, it discharges in the same way as it would, and it will die if you leave your headlights or the seat warmers on too long. When it gets down, the only warning you’ll get about it is a “Power Low: Please Turn Off Accesories” notification (a big one, you can’t miss it) on your dashboard.

A lot of Solterra owners recommended replacing the lead-acid battery with something more modern; although deep-charging lead-acid batteries exist, that battery slot on the Solterra can handle a lithium-based automotive battery, of which there are now several. I haven’t decided if it’s a problem serious enough to warrant replacing it before it’s time. But if you see the warning often enough, have your dealer check the health of the Accessories Battery, because some of them sat idle and uncharged for months on a dock somewhere, and that’s not at all healthy for lead-acid batteries.

3.5 M/KWh city, 2.8 M/KWh highway


The similarly-shaped and platformed Toyota RAV-4 ICE version of our car says that it gets 27 miles per gallon in city driving, and 33 miles per gallon highway driving. For the first automotive century, highway driving was always more efficient because, frankly, ICE cars are hideously inefficient. Idling uses up gasoline. Accelerating from a dead stop uses a lot of fuel, most of it wasted. On the highway a car needs only maintain a constant speed, and an ICE car with a smart transmission can optimize all of that as much as possible.

An EV, on the other hand, uses zero electricity while sitting at a stoplight. It just sits there, waiting. It doesn’t idle; idling is a phenomenon of not being able to turn the engine off in order to have acceleration ready-to-hand, but electricity, unlike gasoline, is instantaneous. It’s also complete: exactly as much energy goes into getting the car up-to-speed as is needed, no more, and no less.

The faster you drive a car, the bigger the buffer of air compressed by the nose travelling through the atmosphere becomes and the more drag the car experiences. For an ICE car, the inefficiency of city driving is so bad that ICE cars are still more efficient at highway speeds than in the city, but for EVs that reality is reversed.

When we drove home, we had 210 miles on the pack at our average use rate of 3.5M/KWh, and from the charger in Vancouver I estimated we would make it with about 45 miles left on the pack. When we pulled into the driveway there was barely 20 miles left, and the car reported that we’d had about 2.8M/KWh of usage, almost entirely due to driving on Washington’s freeways at 70MPH.

Another thing to factor into range management. What a drag.

Overall


Overall, though, I’m mostly delighted with the Solterra. The LIDAR-informed cruise control and optical lane-keeping features make driving it on the freeways feel safer and easier without encouraging you to take your hands off the wheel; it’s a good balance of being helpful while acknowledging that it’s gonna be a long time before humans can stop paying attention to the road. Although the Solterra’s suspension is a little stiff compared to the Outback or Forester I have owned, that’s compensated greatly by the profound quiet experienced inside a car without any engine grumbling inside its frame. The reduced number of moving parts makes EVs a much lower-maintenance prospect as well. The cabin is comfy as hell, and Subaru, like Volvo, has gone out of its way to provide haptic (touchable, discrete, independent) buttons, levers, and dials, so you can signal, control the lights, the heat & AC, the windows, the locks, all of the usual things, without having to take your eyes off the road and look at a viewscreen. The CAN (controller area network) on these cars has independent modules and redundant wiring, unlike in a Tesla, so it will still work even if the radio is having a bad day. (I once crashed a friend’s Tesla by bringing up a website on the viewscreen while we were waiting at some restaurant.)

Range anxiety is managable, and more chargers installed in more locations will make range anxiety fade away. Charging times will hopefully get better, and in the meantime 180 miles of range followed by an hour of rest is probably not a tragic trade-off for most people. Besides, 90% of all trips are within 6 miles of your home, so most people just won’t have a range-management experience all that often. Knowing about the dual battery issue and more discussion of the the reality of highway driving an EV would be useful before buying one.
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I woke around 3:30 Saturday to discover that the campground is now completely full, and cars are still driving in to look for open spots. That's madness. I went back to bed and woke again around 8:30, this time to a more quiet and sedate campsite. Every site is still ridiculously overstuffed, and our two-person site seems spare and empty compared to these people with friends and family.

We had Omaha's breakfast muffins. Coffee is still a gift of the gods.

Our goal today was Elliot Creek and Goat Lake. We drove out a little ways to the trailhead, and discovered that it was incredibly popular, with almost thirty cars in the lot and along the road leading there. By the time we got back, we would wonder why.



20% Cooler!

Our longest hiking day so far encompassed only about 4.7 miles. Today's designated trail was over 10.4 miles, and it was rated as a "3" difficulty, meaning it was technically as hard as the rough hike we did getting to Barlow Point. The trail was broken into segments: From the carpark to the first fork, which would let you choose the Upper Elliot or Lower Elliot trails, then the second fork, where the two trails met up again, then into the Henry M. Jackson Wilderness and up McIntosh Falls to Goat Lake proper.

Each segment fell appreciably longer than it looked on the map. We walked and we walked. At one point, on the trail we were taking, we were supposed to encounter another trail heading into the Chookwich Wilderness, but we never saw it. The trail was never harder than a "2" at this point, so Omaha and I wondered when it was going to get tough.

We passed a lot of people. So many people. Families, a guy with five dogs and a t-shirt that read "I like it ruff!" More people with tiny little dogs, older folks who shamed Omaha and I by being more fit than I've ever been. A big group of excessively beautiful bros and their ladies, including one girl with a t-shirt that read "Pretty Squad" and exceptionally skillful eyeliner (for a day-long hike?), followed by a shirtless man who was so crazy blond and buff he looked like someone out of a Charles Atlas ad from the 1950s.

Omaha and I had started late. We didn't actually reach the trailhead until almost noon, and it took us until almost 3:30 to reach the sign reading "Henry M. Jackson Wilderness: Goat Lake." And next to the sign, we found someone's cell phone. Still charged, so it must have been dropped that day. We asked everyone we met, going each way, if they'd lost a phone, and nobody said they had.

The book we had encouraged us to go on, and we reached the McIntosh Falls. They were gorgeous, and we stopped there for a break and to take in the cool breeze before we tried to head up.

That... was a mistake. Climbing up from McIntosh Falls was literally a climb, and the grade was more vertical than horizontal, real handgrip stuff. The ground was soft and spongy, and there were plenty of logs and roots on which to get footing, but neither Omaha or I were in the right shape. About halfway up, though, a woman appeared at the top of the slope shouted something at us. "WHAT!?" I shouted back.

"DID YOU FIND A PHONE?" she shouted back, miming holding a phone to her head.

"YES!" I shouted back, nodding with both my head and my right hand.

She whooped and cheered and jumped up and down and started leaping down the trail like a mountain goat, and when we caught up to her she described the wallpaper, said her name was "Kylie." Omaha fished it out of her backpack. Kylie was so happy to have it back. It was a pretty nice LG model, too.



Goat Lake

Omaha and I continued up the path. We passed more dogs on the trail, so many dogs. We finally reached Goat Lake and settled for a break. The lake was pretty and very still, which gave me a chance to get a gorgeous reflective image. We sat by the lake and listened to three couples talking, one of whom gave a very strange story about how her now-husband asked her father for permission to marry her. The story concluded with "My father decided he wasn't perfect. This is why you don't encourage your parents to take couples counselling." I'm like, hey, I've been married 30 years and your partner is never perfect; it's the willingness to build a life together that matters.



Blood Sun

We headed back around 5:00pm, which was pretty late. It had taken us almost four-and-a-half hours to get there, and we had only three hours to get back to the lot. The woodsmoke haze of California's forest fires had started to move in again, and the sun was a bloody red circle in the sky as it waned. The march back was easier. We found that we'd taken the hard way up; there was a dry riverbed that switchbacked down the northwest side of the slope and was much easier than the McIntosh Falls slope. When we reached the place where it reunited with the trail we saw the very (very) faint scratches on the rocks telling us to "go that way." If only we'd seen them the first time. As we were heading down, we passed a very pretty dude coming up with a tiny dog, and we warned him that dark was coming. "Oh, I know. It only took me an hour to get here."

Pfft. Young people.



The Hall of the Alder King

We walked, and it was a long walk. There were long stretches of fifty-year-old alder that leaned over the path and made it look like a long hallway leading to a faery land. Down, down we walked until we finally reached the car park. There were only ten cars left, six of them Subarus.

We drove back. There are "unimproved campsites" all along the river; they're basically just flat spaces with tiny outhouses and no fire rings. In dry season you're allowed only propane stoves. At one, children have put up a large sign reading "Platform 9¾," and they drew the typeface nicely. At our camp, Omaha made a tiny fire. We boiled water and had freeze-dried Beef Stroganoff, and it was surprisingly tasty. I'm amazed at how far that particular technology has come. We roasted mashmallows over the dying embers and went to bed early.
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I've finally gotten the hang of this waking early thing. I made coffee and wrote, and Omaha rose an hour later. We made pancakes and bacon, the bacon mostly just to season the pan but nobody rejects bacon, right? The pancakes were amazing, some of the best I've ever made. The existence of pancake mix offends me evermore.

We drove to Barlow Pass, a pass between two smaller mounts in the Snoqualmie National Forest and the site of four trailheads. The most popular head southwest, but Omaha and I decided to take a look at a much shorter trail, the Barlow Point Lookout trail. It was in the book as a "side trail" to the much longer Monte Cristo trail, but we decided we weren't up for the long hike, which was also rated as a Level 4 (out of 5) difficulty.

We learned a lesson: always assume side-hikes are as hard or harder as the primary trail. Barlow Point was a peak right in the middle of a vast valley, with great views all around, to watch for forest fires. It burned down in the early 1960s and was never rebuilt. Omaha and I wanted to see what was left.



Omaha and I at Barlow Point

The hike was hard. A constant, uphill climb that put immense strain on our knees and ankles. Omaha was doing much better after her painful Tuesday experience, but we were still huffing and puffing, stopping every few hundred yards. Omaha and I had a wonderful time, though. It was lovely, and when we got to the top, it was gorgeous. Despite the still-present woodsmoke, the views were lovely, and there were all these pretty alpine bees flitting around.

We walked back down, which was much easier, and then drove up to the Ice Caves Trail. We pumped filtered water from a nearby stream to refill our bottles, then stopped to have lunch, only to discover that the picnic area was roped off with sherrif's tape! They're still searching for Sam Sayers, an experienced hiker who went missing almost three weeks ago, and the S&R team was using the Ice Cave picnic area as a landing and refueling pitch. The sherrif said it would be more than an hour until the chopper came back, so we could use the shelter if we wanted. We did, making egg salad sandwiches, then made our way to the Ice Caves.

This was a level 1 walk: groomed pathways, in some places literally a boardwalk, filled with families. Hardly the arduous trek of the morning. The Ice Caves themselves are fascinating, snow-filled pockets in the lee of a mountain so that they never get sunlight, but undercut by water running down the mountain that brings warmth, energy and motion below the snowpacks, resulting in huge, hollow caves of packed snow.

There are markers all along the trail warning us that the ice caves were dangerous and we shouldn't go near. Omaha and I went close enough for a photo, but nowhere near the actual caves themselves. Just a few years ago, those caves killed a little girl, and have claimed three other lives in the past twenty years. That didn't stop another family from walking right up to, and in some cases under, the overhang of the caves. Idiots. As we were watching, another young lady informed us she'd heard rumors of a rattlesnake. We newer heard any rattling.

After we got back to our campsite, Omaha took a short nap, and we made a quick meal of Calico Beans & Meat. The neighboring campsite is full of Germans on holiday. Now that it's Friday, the campsite is full, despite the "problem bear" warning. Some sites have as many as six or eight people and three cars!

We tried baking apples over the campfire, but they didn't work. We ended up going to bed a little early.
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Sunrise!

My attention span is still shot. Right now I have two books open, I'm writing in my journal, and I'm carefully pacing the coffee so that its warmth lasts against the chill of a morning in the mountains. I don't need the national weather service to tell me it's 58℉ and partly cloudy, with the smoke of distant wildfires making the air "unhealthy for sensitive persons" at 85ppm. It's hard to stay reliably warm, especially my hands, under these conditions. And I've concluded, looking at these notes, that I'll never have a beautiful pen hand.

I'm having a morning of nostalgia and melancholy. As I look over at the grilling grid, now pressed into service to dry our dishes overnight, I realized that the four cups, bowls and plates used to be "Me, Omaha, Kouryou-chan and Yamaraashi-chan." Now they're "Me and Omaha, dinner and breakfast." It's little things like that that touch me these days, the realization that the "turn helpless infants into full-blown human beings" phase of my life is in the past and, barring some miracle, will never come again.

It's beautiful at Clear Creek. The toneless white roar of the river, low and rocky now in the latter days of summer. I feel a bin manic this morning; maybe without my ADHD meds in the morning and a glass of wine at night, this is who I am, and the hypergraphia has returned. I've read that the mere presence of a cell phone reduces your cognitive capacity due to its ability to stoke and then relieve FOMO in a nasty dopamine cycle.

The latrine at Clear Lake is worth noting, because it's actually clean and the people using it actually honor the protocol. I swear the next time I go camping I'm bringing a fat black magic marker and writing on the inside of every toilet lid "Close the lid to reduce smell and flies!" And I'm going to learn how to write it in Spanish and German, as I've heard both on the trails this week. (That's another thing about the current administration: these forests bring in millions in tourists dollars, but for some reason our political masters servants have decided to make it hard to come to America, cut down the forests, and then point to the effect of both and say, "See? Tourists aren't coming to America, so our forests should be used for other things," and "See? Our forests are better used for other things, so why do we need to relax security and let dirty foreigners in?") I can't help but wonder if a little glow-in-the-dark paint might help the stumbling male at 3am find his way to the loo.

I'd like to talk about the stars I saw last night, but I can't; the woodsmoke from the wildfires makes the sky a uniform hazy reddish-brown. I made the ultimate sacrifice this morning: drank my coffee black to make sure Omaha has enough milk for cereal when she rises. Everything is sticky, and everything will have to be washed when we get home. It's circumstances like these that make you grateful for clean underclothes, shirts, and socks every morning!

Omaha and I broke camp and went for a walk along the Sauk River, where we skipped stones and admired a bird that seemed impossible to drown, and we talked about our aging bodies and being in love and the melancholy of seeing the last child head out into the world.

We drove into the town of Darrington, where Omaha talked to the ranger while I guiltily checked my cell phone. There was only one critical issue to deal with— a co-worker who had left shorty before I did hadn't received her paperwork, and wanted to know if I had. I replied that I had. We then bought milk and ice and drove back up Mountain Loop, which past Clear Creek was a gravel road capable of safely sustaining only 20MPH at best.

At one point we were stopped by a construction team fixing a culvert. Three men operated machinery: a digger, a dump truck, and a roller. The protocol was as familiar as it is anywhere else, only without a flagger. There were two guys observing the work for the machine operators, and I would frankly have been terrified to be standing there with my back to the roller while observing the digger's maw clawing at the dirt. It took a while until the dump truck pulled away and we were free to go through. Those men work in a place with no Internet and no phone; unlike you and I they can't call their loved ones anytime they like. It felt... odd... despite knowing that even twenty years ago that was the way we all lived.

The road was never better than gravel for the easternmost part of the loop, and often just packed dirt. We stopped at Omaha's desired campground, Bedal, only to be warned of a "problem bear" in the area. We made it out of the pass and down the southern slope and onto asphalt again, and the campsites were terrible: all too civilized, with lots of RVs, loud families, and yappy little dogs. We ate a lovely lunch at a picnic site, and Omaha convinced me to head back to Bedal.

Bedal is one of the highest campsites in that area, and the alpine afternoon weather was brutal. We made a new campsite and I napped again. What is with me and all the napping? It was 93℉. And much buggier. We went to the river and used that fabulous gravity filter to fill up our water bucket (I can't tell you how amazing that filter is; for years we were restricted to campsites with running water, and now we're not).

Then it was Omaha's turn to nap.

For dinner we roasted hot dogs on sticks, and had store-bought macaroni salad, and ate marshmallows, and played more Boss Monster. I finished a fun little space opera erotica novel by Jo Graham titled Cythera. It was a fun story but the worldbuilding needed a lot of help; the religions were generic syncretisms and the space travel a bit of borrowed furniture with some terrible features to it (like: these are ship-to-ship combat battleships, yet they waste megatons of cubage on landing gear. Because shuttlecraft aren't a thing?). Anyway, good sex and okay characters all trying to do the right thing, so a simple pleasure without too much pain.

For that, I'm diving back into Mark Helprin's A Soldier of the Great War next. (Why do people love Winter's Tale so much? Soldier is so much a better book.)

Omaha scattered the fire and put it out and we were in bed by ten again. A good habit to keep.
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Wednesday was a bit of a disappointment. The Fitbit says I awoke around 3:15 to use the loo, but didn't fall asleep again until 3:50. The next time I looked up it was 8:30. I guess that means I slept well.

Omaha rose about a half hour later and we had scrambled eggs and bacon. The bacon was amazing, I must get that brand again. We burned two pieces of toast so badly they were sacrificed to the fire, but the next two came out perfect. It was one of the nicest breakfasts I've had in a long time.



The Great Red Cedar

Omaha and I headed out for Slide Lake. At first, it seemed that we'd taken a trail that led to a washed-out and impassible road, but no, our navigation was worse than that; we were entirely on the wrong side of the map. Recalibrating, we headed out a place called Lookout Tree Trail, which had one of the largest Red Cedars left in these woods. It was supposed to be the backend of Beaver Lake Trail (the part that was marked inaccessible yesterday on the map). The tree was quite fantastic, but beyond it the trail was completely overgrown, and there was no way we were gonna get to see the other side of Beaver Lake.




One of many forest roads.

We drove up Forest Road 23, which was an adventure in ruts and bumps, only to discover it, too, was washed out long before we reached the next trail. For our next trick, we stopped at the Clear Creek Boat Launch (which was nine miles away from Clear Creek Campground), then tried to go up Forest Road 22. That too was a failure: a large piece of road maintenance equipment had slipped off the side of the road and was lying there looking as if something very unfortunate had happened to its axle.

I played a bit with the camera, taking multiple exposures to try and get higher resolution, pseudo-HDR style photographs, so if you click on any of the photos and wonder why there are so darned many pictures of this road, that's why.

We finished off the last 1.2 miles of Old Sauk instead, the trail we had done yesterday. Omaha's knees and ankles held up very well today, so I suspect that she's mostly just not exercising them enough. We ended at Miller Creek, which was a lovely place to take our shoes off and soak our feet in the cool water.

For our next trick, we tried to find Frog Lake. The book advised us that Frog Lake wasn't very interesting, and the book was eight years old, which means that it also wasn't very accurate. When we finally found the trail, it was so overgrown from disuse that Omaha and I couldn't possibly have hacked our way through it.

One of the saddest things I saw was a sign that read, "This forest was replanted in 1939. Look around to see how well the new forest has recovered and grown. The Forest Service does everything it can to maintain and make useful our national forests for every generation." It saddened me to think that Sonny Perdue, a man who thinks only in board-feet, was in charge of these forests. I suppose it's been like this since Reagan, who infamously said,

I mean, if you’ve looked at a hundred thousand acres or so of trees — you know, a tree is a tree, how many more do you need to look at?

All of them, Mr. President. All of them.

I finished one book, a smuffy romantic fanfic called Anna Summers, PA, and it was as adorable as the first time I'd read it. (It has a Goodreads entry!)

For dinner, Omaha and I made Chicken Foil, with freshly sliced potatoes, condensed cream of mushroom soup, and a pack of frozen stir-fry vegetables. Omaha made the foil packets extra-thick this year and it really paid off– everything was incredibly moist and delicious, and somehow nothing got burned. Only the potatoes were a bit underdone, but I suspect they'd be better blanched first.

We played Boss Monster, a card game in which you and your opponents strategically build dungeons out of cards drawn from a deck, then lure unsuspecting heroes to their doom. If your boss has to deal with the hero personally, the hero lives and you get a wound; otherwise, you collect the hero's body. If you collect five wounds, you're out of the game. The person to get ten souls first wins. It's a nifty conceit, and a bit tricky. Omaha beat me twice.

We did the dishes afterward, and I told Omaha that she'd accomplished something remarkable in our thirty years: she'd turned me into a decent husband. She said I'd always been a decent husband, just a little rough around the edges, but the nice thing was that I'd always been a partner in smoothing those edges down.

There's something very sweet about knowing you and your partner are still great lovers and great friends after so long. Camping, even simple camping like this (definitely not glamping, ugh!), away from the clatter and chatter of the busy world where bloviating idiots rule for the moment, reminds me of the smallest pleasures: food, warmth, shelter, good campany, love. Everything else is either stress or pleasure, and even the pleasures are distracting from what's really important.

We got to bed by ten again.
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Ready to hit the trails!

I awoke around 8:00am. I've been struggling with a difficult melancholy for the past couple of weeks, a combination of the job I had had for five years and the burnout that had come with it, the neverending onslaught of political shennanigans that paralyzed my country, the smoke from wildfires that has blanketed my state with a lung-endangering haze of particulate matter that colors the sun and moon orange and blood. It's easy to see why ancient peoples were so terrified of eclipses; this unbreathable reddish cloud seems to harbor apocalyptic doom at every moment.

Toward the end of the job, I was drinking nightly. One drink a night, a beer or a glass of wine, but it was more than I had ever done before, and it was a bit worrying. I was developing the adult habit of coffee in the morning to turn my brain on, and sedatives at night to turn it off, and I think that sort of punishing routine also contributed. Time in the woods where the strongest chemicals available to me were ibuprofen and ceterizine (an allergy medication), I hoped, would do me good.

On the other hand, our here I have the attention span of a flea, flickering back and forth between writing my journal (this thing), reading from my e-reader, and checking out the illustrations in a drawing book I brought with me that, unfortunately, turned out to be two levels higher than I'd planned.





Beaver Lake South

Omaha awoke half an hour later than I did. We had oatmeal fro breakfast, which was truly lovely, and then headed out for our first hike: Beaver Lake. We saw beaver hutches, true, but no beavers. The largest wildlife we saw the entire trip was a rabbit. The trail was only two miles long and had no elevation of note, but it definitely let us stretch our legs and gave Omaha a chance to calibrate how much walking stressed her bad knee.

On the way back, we both brushed against something that felt to me like a shallow knife across my calf. I suspect it was poison sumac. The burn faded away after about an hour, but it was a painful reminder that the woods are not always to be taken lightly.

We drove to the next trail, the Old Sauk, stopped at the picnic table at the trailhead for lunch (tuna fish sandwiches), and then headed in.

This walk was harder. It wasn't her knee, but her ankle that really started to bother her. We were almost to the end of the trail when she said that there was no way she was going to be able to make it back. Fortunately, the end of the trail wound up near a road, so I hiked back to the car then drove up to the trail point where I could meet her, and she had made it to the end without a problem.





Beaver Lake North

Back at the camp, I took another nap. This is becoming a thing with me.

When I awoke, we drove into town for more wood. Another thing we had forgotten: potato chips. Back at the camp, we made Pizza Loaf, which is basically french bread stuffed with butter, garlic, marinara sauce and mozarella cheese wrapped in foil and warmed to melting over the campfire. We played Give Me The Brain, and concluded that we needed more two-person games; GMtB is best played with three or more people. We were in bed by ten.
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Home away from home.

For the first time in nearly twenty years, Omaha and I went camping by ourselves, without the children. Yamaraashi-chan is in her 20s now, lives on her own in a small apartment in Seattle, and can legally drink! Kouryou-chan is eighteen, has her own car and her own friends, and while she still lives with us she begged off and said she wished to have the house to herself for a week.

So Omaha and I made checklists and schedules, spending Sunday cataloging and counting the supplies to make sure we had enough, and a quick trip to the sporting goods store for a few extras. When Monday arrived the car was mostly packed; we had only to go get some dry ice for the cooler, then the food, then the bulk ice. After breakfast and gasoline, we were on the road.

I had had a brilliant idea of stopping by the local second-hand store and buying a few children's soft-bodied lunchboxes, filling them with dry ice, in order to slow the heat transfer and make the whole thing last longer without creating an iceberg at the bottom of the cooler. That had happened last year and at some point we'd had to chip out the meat with a tent stake. While I didn't find any lunchboxes, I did find a child's exercise mat that was exactly the same size as the cooler, and padded with enough foam to provide the insulation I desired. It worked perfectly.

We drove north, our destination the Clear Creek Campground in the Mount Baker – Snoqualmie National Forest. We stopped for our traditional Burger King lunch, and drove on through quiet roads. The West Coast is on fire again, and a pall of woodsmoke from fires raging in eastern Washington, California, Oregon, and Canada colored the sun a dull orange. Visibility was poor.

We reached the campsite at about 4pm, and immediately set up camp. And then I took a nap. I'm not sure why; it wasn't as if I'd slept poorly the night before. But I still needed sleep, and Omaha let me get about an hour.

The campsite was beautiful, right along the Sauk River. Omaha and I trekked out with our new gravity filter and filled our five-gallon water bucket, and the gravity filter worked amazingly well. We had fun watching it fill the bucket while we sat and skipped stones across a side-stream.

We completely skipped dinner, too. We had little meal bars instead, but that's not a meal. We were still full from the very American lunch. We played a round of Unexploded Cow and then headed to bed. To our horror, we forgot our pillows and headlamps. The headlamps we can live without; we had plenty of alternative light sources. The pillows, well... we made do with clean laundry bundled into the sleepsack carry bags, but those are poor substitutes.

I guess we'll live.
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Omaha, Raen and I went camping as we do almost every year. This year, we managed to score a very nice weekday spot at Horseshoe Cove, a little recreation site along Baker Lake with a swimming hole.

We drove out Monday and returned Friday. THere weren't that many adventures in the middle: nobody caught anything deathly and nobody was set on fire.

Our neighbors on both sides were women. The campsite to the south had two women in their late 30s to mid 40s, one of whom had a lovely English accent. At one point, Raen and I were listening to her explain to her companion what she knew of what had happened in Charlottesville, but she kept referring to it as "Charlottestown." She was also much more, um, polite about Donald Trump than I would have imagined. It was delightful to listen to, though. I tried to imagine explaining what I knew of Brexit, and I'd like to think I'd be about as accurate, but I doubt I could be quite so reserved about Sith Empress May and her straw-haired foreign jester secretary.

Like the twosome to the north, they had bottles of wine on the table and big non-fiction books to read. I don't think those to the south were particularly intimate, but the ones to the north definitely were.

On our last day, we had two incidents: the first was when we opened up the back of the car to pack things away, we left it open and decided to go down to the swimming hole. When we got back, chipmunks had broken into one of the food bags and stolen all the breakfast bars. We found wrappers and one gnawed bar on the ground, but we never did find the other two.

After leaving the campground behind, we tried to drive up to Anderson Lake Trail, which we'd done in 2007. After a week of encountering very few people on the trails or mountain roads, we were passed by no fewer than six vehicles coming down the mountain. This was on a very narrow, rutted and graveled road! Three vehicles were pickups in a convoy, one had dogs in the back.

A little later, about two-thirds of the way up the mountain, we encountered a lost dog wearing a collar bearing the name "Shelby" and a phone number. She was tired, and whining, and desperately thirsty. We tried to contact the number on the collar, and then the local park service, and after waiting about half an hour made sandwiches. Omaha briefly put hers down and Shelby snarfed it up in one bit. That dog was hungry, too. But she was very sweet, and well-behaved, and very goofy. Your standard black Labrador.

After some hemming and hawing, we put Shelby in the back seat with Raen and headed back down. Just before we got to the first trailhead at Baker Lake, two pickups come roaring up. The dude in the first pickup said, "Hey, have you seen a dog?"

"Named Shelby?"

"Yeah!" We stopped and let Shelby out, and she ran to the second pickup while four big guys bearing NAVY sweaters came out. The driver gave me a huge hug, and the other driver started crying and saying, "Thank you, thank you. I didn't want to have to explain to my seven year old that I'd lost her dog!"

We bailed on the hike. That was enough adventure for one day. Sad but true: As we left the Baker Lake & Dam region, we spotted Shelby's owner, pulled over on the side of the road, getting a citation.

For a week we'd eaten stuff that could be cooked on a propane stove. We'd eaten much less than usual, and we'd eaten very well. There were few snacks on the trail, and desserts weren't the calorie-laden bombs they are here in civilization. So of course the first thing we did when we got back was stop at a steak house where I had the prime rib and the wedge salad with bleu cheese, and by the time we got home my stomach was saying, "Why do you do these things to me‽"

But we had a great time, and it was very relaxing.

We camped!

Aug. 8th, 2010 06:48 pm
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Anyway, we went to Wentachee State Park, which is, as far as Omaha and I are concerned, far too civilized, in that decadent way that post-imperial America is supposed to be: there's a camp store, there's electricity, and there are assholes who seem to think that it's perfectly okay to leave trash at the campsite for the rangers to pick up in freakin' bear country. I saw this twice: once, it was food trash, and I and the girls packed it to the bear-safe trash boxes, the second time it was just three empty propane cans left behind. We didn't clean those up.

There were also a lot of people who brought dogs despite all the signs telling them not to. I pointed to a chihuahua and said, "It's so nice of those people to bring the bears and cougars a snack, don't you think?"

Dinner was beercan chicken, our family tradition on outings like this. I used a pear for the head since we'd forgotten the usual potato, patted the bird dry with paper towels then rubbed it down with a mixture of butter and a handful of herbs, and used a mixture of watermelon beer and liquid smoke. We ignored the instructions to cook with "indirect heat," instead making a foil chimney to channel heat around the bird.

We also had broccoli, wrapped in foil and steamed directly in the fire, and egg noodles. It was all magnificently delicious.

We also made s'mores, which were fine with graham cracker, dark chocolate, and marshmallows. Like an idiot, I was tempted to buy "campfire" marshmallows, which were too damned big and made so much of a mess that I must discourage others from buying them: just buy regular marshmallows.

Morning brought scrambled eggs, bacon, toast. Yum.

We broke down camp then walked down to the water. The girls swam until almost three. Thunderstorms rolled in, we quickly packed up and headed back home.

The thunderstorm followed us until Stevens Pass, dropping nasty hail at one point, and then we stopped at Deception Falls for a restroom break. Deception Falls had a number of small paths leading away, and someone had left their lovely ancient convertible open, with two coolers and a large box of... lettuce? Very strange.

We drove back home, restauranted at Red Robin (Kouryou-chan's choice). They have these tableside cardboard add placements that change every quarter. This quarter they were celebrating their annual "kid's cook" menu, which was oragami'd into the shape of a stove. The placements have a cute note visible only if you pick them up, and this one read, "Stove tops have all the fun. Stove bottoms? Not so much." Oh, the things I could say.

I have discovered that the salt scrub sold at Trader Joes is awesome as a daily defoliant and completely alleviates the itch from my ankle brace.
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So, after all that, we decided to cut our vacation by a day-- we weren't going to spend another night nestled up against rude, loud neighbors. Last night had been a Friday, and the entire campsite was now inundated with weekender yahoos who, having no need to pack six days of food, used the extra space to bring the lights and noise of civilization to the wilderness. If we were going to be in the midst of civilization, we may as well go back to it for real.

We ate a quick breakfast and packed up. We were on the road by 1, and home by that evening. Everyone dove for the showers, and then we just relaxed, which was kinda nice. Disappointing, but nice.
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Lots more pictures )
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Biological anthropologist Richard Wrangham has proposed that cooking was a necessary step in human evolution, because cooking breaks down fibers and improves the bioavailability of many nutrients we don't normally extract from raw foods.

But more than that, we cooked over woodfire. And I would not be surprised at all to learn that cooking over a woodfire is engrained into our genes in a way that, say, cooking with gas or electricity is not. As we camped, we were always cooking with wood, and damn if it didn't make everything we ate taste better. Even pancakes and scrambled eggs. There was something to the smoke that was utterly wonderful.
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For no other reason than because I want to, I hereby present all the flowers Kouryou-chan spotted and identified on our hike over North Sunrise Ridge, around Frozen Lake, across the Berkeley blast field and down into Berkeley Meadows, July 16th. These are all alpine and subalpine breeds growing on Mount Rainier. All identifications were hers, so if they're wrong, well, we did our best.

Lots of pictures behind the cut )
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Mount Rainier in the distance
Packwood, WA is the first town on State Road 12 out of Rainier National Park, and one of the few places where you can go to buy supplies if you happen to be out in the woods, casually roughing it.

Packwood is a funny little town. It has exactly one radio station, KACS Christian Radio, no cell-phone coverage, four coffee shops, five churches, and everyone seems to have high-speed wi-fi. The sporting goods store has a huge, faded Obama "Yes We Can" poster hanging from the rafters. The view from the grocery store includes Mt. Rainier in the distance; these people see every day what Seattlites spend good money and put good effort into seeing once or twice a year.

There are two gas stations, a Chevron at one end, and a Shell at the other. The Shell has a fast-food restaurant inside it and a lot big enough for tractor-trailer rigs. The Chevron has full service at all the pumps, provided by an elderly gentleman in a clean, pressed Chevron uniform straight out of the 1950s. The woman behind the cash register, likewise. The bathrooms were spotless, and my windshield was clean when I got back. The pumps are mechanical, not electronic and require a key to reset and operate. The prices on gasoline between the two stations are the same.



Restaurant For Sale
The biggest operator in the area appears to be "Four-U Real Estate," a big wooden building at the far end of town, which sponsors the local newspaper as well as the aforementioned radio station. There were dozens of "for sale" signs lining both sides of SR12 as I headed into Packwood, all of them belonging to Four-U, including one at this kitschy "Bavarian-style" restaurant, which was locked and boarded up from the other side. The restaurant was next to a locked up motel of the same architecture but no for-sale sign. Still, the paperwork on the front of the motel suggested it had last been open in April, and as far as I know there are no ski resorts on this side of the park.

Aside from the funny Jesus statue and the radio station, Packwood didn't seem particularly religious. The guy with the Obama poster also had a truck with the bumper sticker, "Driver does not carry less that $20 in ammunition." At the grocery a pair of artist/hipster types were greeted by the clerk, who clearly knew them as if they lived there, and later I saw them drive off in a beat-up Volkswagon Bug with Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker.
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Tadpole at Olallie Creek by elfsternberg
Tadpole at Olallie Creek


Family lounges at Olallie Creek by elfsternberg
Family lounges at Olallie Creek


Snowpack toward the loo by elfsternberg
Snowpack toward the loo
We started out late. Far from being the first one up, as I usually have been in the past, this vacation I seem to have consistently been the last one to finally drag my butt out of the sleeping bag and get ready for the day. I didn't bring any coffee with me this time, just hot tea, but it's good and it gets us going in the morning.

Omaha made oatmeal, and then we made PB&J sandwiches, loaded up the trail mix and water supplies, and headed out for Olallie Creek.

The trail was up the whole freakin' way! 4.3 miles, all of it uphill, to get to the creek and its attendent campsite. This was one of those places that the trail guides admit is "rarely visited," because it's a short enough hike that hardcore hikers push on to the next camp, but for a day hike there's nothing to it-- no vast Rainier vistas, no beautiful meadows, no amazing waterfalls. Just a lovely little creek slightly above the summer snowline, in the midst of a forest that rarely has human visitors. We refilled our water bottles often from the little streams that line the mountains; my Pur water filter pumps is one of the best investments I've ever made, and I'm down to my last replacement filter, and Pur has long gone out of business.

There was snow above 3900'. The girls were very pleased. At one point we stopped alongside a stream to rest and the girls were utterly fascinated with this tadpole clinging to a rock, wiggling back and forth, its ultimate goal utterly unknowable. There were a lot of trees fallen across the trail, and we had to climb them repeatedly, scraping our backs going under or risking our necks going over.

When we reached the campsite itself, the girls took off their hiking shoes and dunked their feet into the river-- and then Kouryou-chan succeded in dunking more of herself in, making herself very cold.

One of the things we found up at the campsite was one of those horrific, but still absolutely necessary, vault toilets. This one had a surprise-- a geocache stored about two yards away. It was a green ammunition box, locked with a padlock that was not marked with the US National Park Service mark on it, as all the other padlocks I'd seen on Rainier are. We're not sure what was in it, obviously, and geocaches are illegal in national parks, so what it was doing there and why, we have no idea.

Equally distressing, a snowpack covered the trail leading to the toilet and obscured the path, and someone had apparently chosen not to quest up the snow and done their business right there on the side of the trail. Gross. We reported all of this to the park rangers; dunno what they can do about it.

Home was downhill, blessed be. We went home and had the bean & beef premix that Omaha had made before we left-- very high in protein and carbs, and damned yummy, despite Yamaraashi-chan's complaints. It's one of those things you only ever eat while camping.

After that, bedtime. And we were all ready for it.


Family pics of the day )
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Girls crossing Silver Falls by elfsternberg
Girls crossing Silver Falls


The family at Grove of the Patriarchs by elfsternberg
The family at Grove of the Patriarchs


Singing Chipmunk by elfsternberg
Singing Chipmunk
We awoke to the sound of hammers and chainsaws. The bathroom in the "B" loop, where we were, was being rebuilt, and the rustic, log-cabin look required a lot of archaic machine tools.

I spoke to one of the construction workers there and it turns out that this is all they do. They're all Federal employees, and it turns out that the kind of log cabin construction that goes on in Rainier is so specialized that only about two dozen men are trained to do it, and this is what they do: go around repairing bathrooms and the "historic buildings" made from logs cut with saws and fitted with chisels.

I was pleased to note that my back doesn't hurt nearly as much as I feared it would. Omaha made a great fire and we all enjoyed a morning breakfast of warm cereal. The items that I listed as missing, I ran into the nearby town of Packwood to pick up, and then returned to get ready for our first hike of the day. We made tuna sandwiches and packed trail mix and then we were ready to be on our way. I caught a glimpse of myself in a bathroom mirror before we actually hit the trail: ack, with my Ironman glasses and REI overnight pack, I'm a stereotype: Pacific NW Hiker, Bulky Athletic Type.

We walked up the Silver Falls trail (about 3½ miles) to the falls (the big panorama in my previous post is at 46°45'18.86"N, 121°33'36.10"W and, p.s., Google Earth now runs fabulous in Linux!), which are huge, beautiful, churning, and then up the west side of the falls to the road, across the road to a picnic area set aside for day trippers. We stopped to picnic. Our sandwiches and water contrasted well with the family next to us, who downed huge sandwiches along with buckets of potato salad and even an open tub of Cool Whip-- what it was meant to accompany, I know not.

Then another ½ miles in to the Grove of the Patriarchs. The ground was so packed we walked it barefoot, except for Yamaraashi-chan, and that was delightful. Along the way the girls stopped and played in the river along with a couple of other families. Omaha was disappointed to see that all of the elk activity she'd seen earlier in the grove was gone.

Along the way we became aware of a relatively new phenomenon: agressive panhandling by the local "wild"life. In the past, we'd visited mostly remote areas (obscure corners of Mt. Baker, or the eastern face of the Olympic Range), but here, where there was lots of human activity, the wildlife was much more confident in approaching humans and expecting to get something out of us. This was especially true at the Grove of the Patriarchs, as it's a very short hike and thousands of people walk through it every day.

After the grove and it's massive, beautiful trees, some of the largest on Mt. Rainier, we walked back, taking the eastern loop. Along the way we saw that dark-furred chipmunk it the bottom image, crooning a very eerie song that faded away as we approached, but never quite disappeared entirely.

Dinner was hot dogs and s'mores for dessert. We tried to play Set, but we have to face reality: Yamaraashi-chan is so skilled at it that nobody else was scoring anything at all, and eventually we had to call it quits and play something else. Give Me The Brain made for a better game.

At bedtime, Omaha read to us aloud from a chapter of the children's classic, Heidi.
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Girls in the Mist and Snow by elfsternberg
Girls in the Mist and Snow


Girls play in the Snow by elfsternberg
Girls play in the Snow


Car in the Mist by elfsternberg
Car in the Mist
Our annual camping trip started out with the traditional Burger King feast, a fateful reminder of what we were not to endure for the next six days. I had the new "XT Steak Burger" and it was awful. It tasted fake, as if they were trying to put one over on the diner. After a fast drive through Rainier Valley, down through Black Diamond to Enumclaw, I turned eastward onto 410 into the Rainier National Forest. All along the way we tried to find Thomas Guides, as I'd forgotten the one we had back at home and it was way out of date anyway. We were short a few flashlights so I bought some at Enumclaw, along with some new sunglasses-- I'd broken the old ones.

At the top of Cayuse Pass, we stopped to play in the snowpacks. The day had been cloudy all the way through the valley, and up here it was misty in that cold, Twin Peaks kind of way, but despite the mist and snow it was all quite beautiful.

We drove down into the Ohanapekosh Camping Area, 260 campsites in eight "loops" situated along the Ohanapekosh River, and found ours. We must have gotten the smallest campsite of all. There was only one place to put the tent, and it was less than six feet from the fire ring. We practiced tarpaulin origami to create a proper "tent footprint," as we'd been taught at REI, folding the tarp under itself so that if rain fell off the tent's rainfly it would fall on the ground and slip under the footprint, keeping the occupants warm and dry. We unpacked my sorely overburdened car; that clamshell is heavy even when packed only with the bedding, blankets and tent, and we had trouble maintaining even the lower speed limits along the twisting mountain roads. Along the way we cataloged that we'd forgotten beer, batteries, hot dogs, and tomatoes. Fortunately, on this side of the mountain there's a small town not twenty minutes away.

Omaha, the fire goddess herself, made a great fire and in no time we had pizza loaf for dinner: garlic bread sliced in half, filled with pizza sauce and shredded cheese, then wrapped in foil and reheated over the fire. They were a little blackened, but otherwise delicious.


Getting Ready for Bed by elfsternberg
Getting Ready for Bed
Getting ready for bed in the dark is fun; stumbling around, "where did I put my toothbrush?", discussing how much pajamas and blankets will be necessary. It was never warm at night in Ohanapekosh, but never frigidly cold; I slept great in a pair of sleep shorts and a t-shirt. The girls preferred their usual pajamas, and Omaha wore her usual lovely jammies.
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Elf, The Full Package.
Omaha made a fire while I scrambled the eggs, and soon we were toasting English muffins and having breakfast sandwiches (ugh, did you know those things were invented by McDonalds? At least the ones you make yourself are tastier and better).

Don't believe the photograph. Those pants make everything look bigger.

We forgot so many things. We forgot bicycle pumps! The camera tripod, spare shoes, towels, the toasting grill. Contraceptives, not that we could have used them with our bruised and battered adult bits. We remembered food, shelter, bedding, medicines.

The campsite is full of RVs sporting satellite antennaes and other wealthy people pretending to commune with nature. Scattered among them, though, are some ordinary families, with tents and sleeping bags and campfires required for heat and cooking. Lots of kids on bicycles out here, too. I saw one group go by and wondered what kind of example Dad was setting because he made the kids wear helmets but he didn't have one on himself. The creek that runs through the campsite looks groomed, too tame to be natural, with little step-down dams of larger rocks at regular intervals as it makes its way down to the Hood Canal. There are way too many crows in the campsite, and the trash bins aren't animal safe so I guess they're not worried about predators here.

Omaha and I packed up and drove out to Spillman Camp (actually, the Oak Patch intersection, as Spillman Camp proper requires a reservation), which is a popular ORV (Off Road Vehicle) attraction. While we were unpacking, we saw a lot of 4-wheel ATV's (All Terrain Vehicls) puttering about, including one brood with three children-- everyone had their own ATV, and "Mama" was just about the white trashiest thing I've seen or heard in a long time. Her little boy, about ten or so, had his own gas-powered ATV and was cruising through the woods, and she was telling him that she'd ride with him later but right now "Mama's just smoking a cigarette." I mean, she had the trailer-park accent down. Straight out of central casting, that one.

We rode down Howell Lake Trail for a while until we reached the fork with something called "Randy's Water Spot Trail," which we took for a short distance, then turned off onto a trail with only an identifier: UB14. There's a trail on the map called UB Lost; this wasn't that trail, but we surely felt like it. This trail was technical, with lots of crap, lots of falls, and that momentum-robbing gravel. Parts of it were fun; I like mud, and roots (Omaha hates roots; I think she'd rather do gravel), and vicious downhill bombs. We were getting worried that we'd have to walk this trail back when, finally, it met back up with Howell Lake Trail. We decided to ride back to the intersection where we'd first seen Randy's Water Spot Trail.

Having done this half-mile of trail before, I bombed it and reached the trail marker with, I had thought, Omaha right behind me. It was a pretty easy chunk of trail-- lots of mud, but mostly downhill and no gravel or roots to speak of.

I waited for Omaha to show up. And waited. And started to get worried. I was just about to head back up the trail when I heard her coming through the trees. She stopped right next to me. "What took you so long? That was a pretty easy stretch back there."

She looked at me blankly and said, "I, that is, what I said, I mean, uh, it was..."

Oh, shit. "Did you have a seziure?"

"Little one," she said.

"Come sit down."


Omaha, recovering.
We sat about half an hour, sharing a Clif bar and waiting for her to recover. I know she'd taken her meds that morning, although she'd taken her afternoon dose the day before very late. We shared our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and she announced she was good to ride. So, we tried Randy's Water Spot. No go; the trail was brutal, with too much gravel and too sharp an uphill to get anywhere without porting the bikes.

We turned back, headed over to a road, and found another trail called "Paul's Grade." That was better, although about halfway in we found "CAUTION: DO NOT ENTER" yellow barrier tape had once been across the trail, but had also been cut recently. Omaha said the tape was down, we should go on, so we did.

This ride was fun. Not so much gravel, lots of bumps. Quite a few places to dump the bicycle, but we made it okay into the high "meadow" (actually, a clear-cut that had just started to grow back) and around the ridge, meeting up with the Randy's Water Spot Trail three-quarters down. After briefly getting lost and hitting a dead-ended trail (oh, did I mention that the batteries on my GPS had died? Yeah. Lost, we were) we finally dropped down onto the Tahuya River Trail, which took us back to the Twin Lakes sandpit, and it was a mile's ride on forest service roads back to Oak Patch. By then, I was in pain. My right shoulder had taken a hit from a fall, my calves were scratched to hell and back, and my ass was numb from all the brutality. My knee had been complaining about some vector and I was afraid I would have trouble walking, but actually no... it was better walking than riding by that point. We made it back to the car just in time for our water to run out. It was nice to sit down on a soft cushiony surface.

We refilled from the five gallon jug we'd brought, did ibuprofen and trail mix, and headed out for the ferry. The ride was fine; Omaha slept in the car most of the way. We got home and had dinner; wisely, Omaha had pre-cooked some brisket in the slow cooker two nights before and put it in the 'fridge, so we had dinner ready when we got there. A shower made me feel almost human. We went to bed at 8:45, how grown-up is that?
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Omaha and I have been blessed this week to be childless. They're both packed off to summer camp for the week, and for the first time in eight years Omaha and I have found an entire six-day stretch to ourselves.

Unfortunately, that didn't turn out completely as well as we'd planned. The state-wide primaries were Tuesday, so Omaha was booked Monday and Tuesday night doing political stuff. It wasn't until Wednesday that we were free to ourselves. We went out to eat at a lovely restaurant called Bennett's, up on Mercer Island, which was pricey but delicious, and went to bed early in the hopes of getting out and onto the road the next day.

Thursday morning, we quickly threw everything we needed for a camping trip into the car, secured the bikes to the back, and rode out for Tahuya State Forest, a "working forest" popular with mountain bikers and off-road vehicle enthusiasts.


The Magnificent Omaha
We first tried a short run called the Overland, off of a place called The Sandpit. The Sandpit was exactly that: a huge field of gravel. Gravel is the enemy of the bicycle, because it disperses all of your energy, robbing you of any momentum and making it hard to get any traction to build more. Eventually, we crossed the Sandpit and made our way onto the trail. The ride was brutal, with lots of gravel in the trail, and the trail had recently been ground up by dirt bikes. Tires slipped and slid. It was nasty. We did about two miles of that before heading back to the car, taking a shortcut on a forest road. We drove down to Belair State Park for a campsite, then left the campsite to try Mission Creek.

That was a much better ride. Jarring in places, lots of roots, lots of standing water in trail ruts and pots, lots of mud, but at least it was a trail and not a gravel pit with trees. We dumped our bikes quite a lot and our shoes got very wet. We rode for about an hour, then realized we'd left the map we had and turned back.

One thing about these "working" forests; they don't feel right. They have a "used" feel to them, which I suppose is only normal as that's what they are: used. We're not in a forest in the same sense as, say, some of the ancient woods around Mt. Rainier. This place has been chewed through once or twice is the past century by loggers as a way of providing cash for our school system. That's the excuse that the state uses.

It's been a long time since I've ridden on anything other than city streets (and I don't even do that often enough!). My thighs and buttocks were brutalized by the constant pounding of the bicycle seat. I could barely walk.

We returned to the campsite with just enough light left to make Omaha's famous campside meal, foil chicken. I took a quick three-minute shower (50 cents for three minutes) and used as much hot water as I could buy with 50 cents.


Drying shoes by the campfile
I will say that the kilt is pretty much the perfect dress accessory for this kind of outing. I could change into my riding pants without needing privacy, and going regimental in the evening was a damned relief after wearing those things all that time. Also, since we'd forgotten many things in our haste to get out of there (like towels), the kilt was great in allowing me to shower, squeegee myself as well as possible, toss a t-shirt over my damp body, and go. Not too bad.

It felt so weird to be camping without the kids, though. It was the first day I'd really missed them in more than an intellectual fashion. Where are my giggly kids?

I must have slept like a stone that night. I don't remember any of it.
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I made pancakes in the morning. It was a beautiful morning, a little cool, but otherwise gorgeous and bright. Omaha worked fire magic and soon had the fire going. I mashed eggs and milk into a bag of white powder we'd brought with us from home. I used a lot of butter; some of the pancakes were almost deep-fat-fried, but the fire was very hot and getting the pancakes to not burn was a bit of an exercise. None did, and everyone ate well.

We packed up. The girls were remarkably helpful and we were all packed by 12:30. The biggest challenge was repacking the clamshell; there seemed to be more bedding heading home than there had been heading out.


Leaping Small Fry
We stopped at the Quilcene Salmon Hatchery, where the girls had a lot of fun feeding the baby fish and getting free sunglasses with eco-friendly slogans on them. As we watched, the fry were already leaping up at the aerating fresh water pouring in from the sluice above the storage runs. It was quite amazing to watch them leap like that, and hard to get pictures, but I think this one worked well.

We drove up to the ranger station where we repeated our tale of woe about the car being broken into an the county cops not being too receptive to our complaint. I mean, I guess they were doing the best they could, but we weren't exactly in cell-phone range.

We also complained about the state of the trails leading past US Forestry land into US Parks land. She shrugged and said something we'd heard twice before from Forestry and Parks Services people: "With this administration, what can you do?" I mean, when even federal officials are dissing the administration, the end can't come quickly enough.

We stopped for lunch at a little cafe' in Quilcene, then started down highway 104 to the ferry terminal. As we were driving, I spotted something moving out of the corner of my eye: a mouse was peeking his head up between the glass and the hood of the car! We pulled over at one of those county-run "visitor's centers," lifted the hood and discovered that the sucker had built an entire nest in the rain guard covering the windshield wiper motors. With a broom borrowed from the visitors center we dug the nest out. We didn't see him as we drove away, so we'd hoped he'd hopped out. This trip's surrealism meter ticked up a notch.


Kingston Ferry Dock
The ferry ride home was uneventful. We got home around 6:30, and everyone dove for the showers. Omaha and I put fresh bedsheets on. Tomorrow would be a day to clean the camping gear.

The last donut was still there. Kouryou-chan insisted it wasn't too stale to eat. It appropriately ended up in the trash, where it belonged. Dinah was there too, and very happy to see us.

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