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As an amateur futurologist (no, really!), it often falls to me to compare and contrast the news of the day in order to figure out if what's being said jibes with what I believe is coming in the next twenty years. I expect to live another twenty years, and I expect to be able to talk about whether or not my predictions will come true.

Most of the job of a futurologist isn't really to predict the future. It's to take other people's off-the-cuff comments and decide whether or not they're indicative of something more interesting. My favorite example: in 1982, Elaine Lee's Starstruck was published as a graphic novel. In one scene there's a background in which an advertisement is playing. Starstruck was absolutely prescient that video and holographic advertisements would be ubiquitous and annoying, but it was the content that got my attention.

Now, you have to understand that Starstruck was one of the seminal works of my own writing career. "Living Doll Cybernetics" and their production of non-sentient love robots, especially the way it dealt with emergent sentience and second-hand robotics, was super-significant to my own ideas about human/robot relations in a way C3PO could never be. But "Living Doll" specialized specifically in non-sentient toys because, as their slogan put it, Why fuck something with a mind of its own?

I read that and thought, "Welp, I know where the future is going."

I wasn't wrong. Here we are, 35 years after Starstruck, and Elaine Lee's prediction is spot-on. Widespread distribution of Internet pornography, in all its incarnations from the most feminist to the most abusively gonzo, has actually led to a reduction in sex assaults. The evidence is solid: pornography gives men who would commit sexual assault an alternative outlet that sometimes alleviates their criminal impulses. Violent men really would sometimes rather masturbate to images they can't even influence than go through the trouble of finding a victim.

At the same time, Men's Rights Activists predict that when apparently submissive, enthusiastic, lissome, docile and deferent sexbots appear on the market, women will be "sorry." No real men, MRAs argue, really wants to fuck a woman with a mind of her own. And they may be right.

Even more prominent: are you aware of the psychological phenomenon known as Presence?. When you read a book or watch a movie, you have to consciously be willing to suspend your disbelief. No such suspension is necessary in a sufficiently powerful virtual reality: in fact, it's hard to suspend disbelief. The Samsung Gear isn't good enough, but the Occulus Rift easily reaches this state.

Headsets will get lighter. Smaller. Not only will the sexbot you buy be physically fulfilling, but an augmented reality overlay will change her face and her body type so readily you won't need to buy more than two of them to literally have a harem of hundreds.

The fetishists of the future will be those who want to fuck their fellow flesh-and-bloods.
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Each year Edge Magazine asks a question and invites the intellectual public to answer it. Eric Weinstein, the director of Thiel Capital, has a fascinating article answering the question, "What is the most interesting recent scientific news?" In Weinstein's case, a fascinating case for a man in charge of a venture capital fund, the news is that capitalism is ending.

Weinstein has two prongs to his argument: first, software is replacing even routine expertise work, like legal document discovery or medical diagnosis. Second, software has displaced a vast trucking industry in mass goods: correspondence and media of course, but now with 3D printing also physical items. Weistein argues that software is almost always a "public good:" infinitely reproducible and hence inexhaustible, and non-excludable, meaning everyone benefits from it whether they pay for it or not. The price and value of software has become disconnected, and since software is inexorably headed toward being in everything, the market will inexorably disconnect everything.

So, sex. There's a reason we talk about bars as "meat markets," and when we discuss the questions of marriage and family we use the phrase "the sexual economy." The question is, does Weinstein's observation have any impact on getting laid?

Of course it does.

We've actually already seen one beneficial disconnect; software has started to replace rape victims. One well-documented effected of Internet pornography is that, in the US, rape and sexual assaults dropped by between 15 and 25% the year after broadband Internet reached a given county.

I've always believed that when it comes to sexual availability, the Internet is starting to satisfice in a lot of ways, and those ways and means can only get "better" as the Internet starts to replace a lot of our other experiences as well.

Soylent, sexbots, and transhumanism: food, sex, and god are being replaced at an alarming rate. The only question is, what kind of market will exist to supply and enhance those experiences going forward?
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In order to protect public morals, the State has a valid exercise in police power when discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation, combating the commercial sale of sex, and protecting minors. Any alleged right associated with obscene devices is not deeply rooted in our Nation's traditions.

There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one's genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship. There is no right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices.
That quote comes from a brief filed before the Fifth Circuit Court on behalf of the state of Texas. The case is known as Reliable Consultants, Inc. v. Earle (2008). Now, the good news is that the Fifth Circuit took these words and applied the existing case law, and struck down all laws banning the sales of dildos, masturbation sleeves, and sex machines. Since the Supreme Court had already ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that gay people had a right to intimate conduct with each other in the privacy of their own homes, so to did the court rule that individuals had every right to "autonomous" sex. So everyone worried about "owning too many sex toys can get you arrested," you can all stop now.

Oh, by the way, do you know wrote that legal brief? GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz.

Just as every one of Scalia's ominous warnings about the framework of how we understand gays and lesbians has come true, how every ruling that furthered their dignity made Scalia more and more angry, Ted Cruz will now go down in history as the man who made-- and lost-- the argument about whether or not sexbots should be legal.
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In discussing the Time magazine article about porn recently, Professor Denny Burk (Biblical Studies, Boyce College), wrote
This article is the latest evidence of our diminishing ability to speak about sex in moral terms. We are at a place in our culture in which sexual morality has been reduced to consent. Our society has embraced total sexual license. If anyone suggests any other moral norm beyond consent, they are dismissed as a puritanical, repressive throwback.
This seems to me to be exactly right, but Burk is wrong to wring his hands about it. The problem we have with sex is that we treat it differently from other forms of social, interpersonal, or intimate contact. The right to get bruised and beaten on the rugby field or in the S&mapM; dungeon ought to be the same. The issue isn't whether or not one can do that during sex, the issue is whether or not one ought to be able to do it at all.

Burk's concern is that the tangled web of relationships around the very concept of "sex," which in his culture constrains everything, such as gender expression and roles, clothing choices, familial identity and organization, and even the very notion of who is a "good" or "bad" human being, will be disrupted if we stop making sex "special" in its legal and social standing.

It has to be disrupted. We have no other option. (We have a choice, but that's different from having the option.) Birth control is a necessity when it comes to giving 20-somethings the time and space necessary to master the complexities of our technologically advanced world. Cities and internet dating provide a wealth of complexities, and learning to navigate those with intimacy and care is the great challenge of our age. We can't just say, "Here's the guidelines" and hand out Bibles.

When someone like Burk dismisses "consent culture," he's not just throwing away the sex part; he's throwing away all of it. Consent culture is part of what informs the codes of conduct at professional gatherings and entertainment conventions. Consent culture guides and informs legal thinking that protects and serves women who have been raped. Consent culture lets us talk about what we want without requiring us to make of our bodies a public commons. It reaches out from this little intellectual knot called "sex" and helps inform how we should relate to each other: as compassionate, informed, aware human beings.
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An acquaintance of mine commented over the media, while wringing its collective hands over Zootopia and the furry community:
One interesting thing I also noticed when media does decide to talk about furry porn: the gay stuff doesn't exist.
I had a very similar reaction to an (otherwise pretty good) Marie Claire article about porn, Porn is today's Sex-Ed, in which the author wrote, "Porn sanitizes sex. Nobody has hair. You never see lube, even though they go through gallons on set."

I wondered what porn she was talking about. Almost all of the porn I watch has gallons of lube in every scene. Most of the people have hair. And then I realized: I don't watch mainstream heterosexual porn. I watch kink porn. I watch amateur porn. I watch gay porn. In all of that porn, lube is critical. Sports bottles loaded with j-Lube; paper picnic bowls of Crisco. Even the much-vaunted for-lesbians, by-lesbians Crashpad series has megafrackloads of lube.

But for most people, the gay stuff doesn't exist. The amateur stuff doesn't exist. The most "realistic" porn, in the sense that ordinary people do their (extra-)ordinary kinky things, and don't edit out the details, on camera, is basically the porn that has no marketing budget.

I think that's sad for the obvious reason that, unlike other kinds of movies, we do have sex, and when we watch porn it's often for the kind of sex we want to have but, for some reason or other, we just aren't. And I don't think we want lube-free, laughter-free, sanitized sex.

I could be wrong. The coming twin forces of Presence and Sexbots will probably prove me wrong. I think I'll stick to people.
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Right wing "historian" David Barton recently opined that if gay marriage were legalized, it would lead to "men and women being forced to share the same locker room in college athletics."

For reasons that don't bear much storytelling, I spent several years attending events in which men and women shared the same showering space. I used a fairly large communal shower, sharing it with straight men and women, gay men and women, and there was never a problem. The shower was simply a way of getting clean and presentable to return to the real world after a weekend in the woods. The idea that we need separate showers for the sexes is, well, a historical artifact imposed mostly by Old Testament purists.
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I was joking with one of my better friends and suggested that I should write a "This One Weird Trick Will Get You Laid" post. She agreed that I should do it, so I set about brainstorming and thinking of all the things and how I could boil it all down to one weird trick, but while I was doing research, I realized, fuck it, someone else has already done it better than I have, so go read this comic: Risky Date.

That comic accurately describes the insane amounts of mental calculus a woman has to do every time she goes out on a date. It's an understandable level of stark terror that is well supported by the statistics, as Louis CK recites in one of his stand-up routines1. No wonder women look side-eyed at you when you ask for a date. Look at this way: you have a bowl of 500 M&M's. Five of them are poisoned; you're not likely to die, but you'll be vomiting sick for weeks, there's a chance you may never be able to eat again without feeling nausea, and you'll probably never want M&M's ever again.

Go ahead, have a sample. That's the whole risk/likelihood thing again.

There is a way to up the likelihood that a woman will start to believe you're not one of the dangerous ones. That you aren't a poison pill. It's actually very simple. It's that one weird trick that will get you laid:

Believe every woman is a real human being.

I said it was weird. It seems to be weird, and difficult, for a large group of men to believe that every woman is a real human being with all the personality, agency, and self-ness that you have2.

Every woman is a real human being, made of the same stuff that makes up men, and in most cases with drives very similar to men. The first thing you learn when you accept that women are human beings is that women like sex. They like it a lot. They may like it much more than men do.

Here's the problem though: once you've performed the one weird trick, a ton of responsibilities fall on your head, and meeting these responsibilities is a challenge. Of course, if you're a real man, stepping up to the plate, meeting your responsibilities, and conquering challenges is your forte in life, it's what you were made to do.

Responsibility #1: Help her feel like her sex drive is welcome today, tomorrow, and forever. Remember that bowl of M&M's? Imagine if, instead of 5 dreadful poisoned candies, there were 100 that gave you the worst gas you'd ever experienced. Noisome, smelly farts that lasted for weeks, that made you feel bad and made others feel bad about being around you. That's what a lot of guys do: they have sex with a woman and then they badmouth her in public, they make her feel bad about having a sex drive. Men, we have to stop pissing in our own nests, creating a world where every woman hates her own sex drive because she fears we'll treat her badly for having one.

Responsibility #2: Get good at sex. Read up on it, figure out what works for you and for women. Before you get into bed, talk about your list of what you'd like to try and ask her for hers. It's no fair to surprise her after you're naked (see Responsibility #1). If you're not experienced, man up, confess your inexperience, and ask for permission to practice. Women are delighted to be part of the learning process, as long as they're aware that it is learning and you're not just some unperceptive jerk. Most porn is terrible at this, but if you find porn made by women, and books about sex written by women, you might glean a few hints about what those women want, and you'll have a much better chance at getting what you want.

The two prior responsibilities are what you do when you've managed to say "Yes" to sex. And it is "Yes!" that you have to get, not "Maybe," not silence, not drunken unconsciousness. As a man, your responsibility is to get to "Yes!"

And it's a pleasure to get to yes. It's a pleasure to hear her giggle, to make her laugh, to hear her moan, to get "Yes" over and over as your hands are straying places and you're asking, "How about this? And this? And this?" It's a pleasure to do your best. Those are the pleasures men are made for.

Women want two things out of a sexual encounter: she wants pleasure, and she wants tomorrow to be as good as today. Part of her pleasure is knowing you had a good time. Part of your pleasure ought to be knowing she had a good time. Don't ruin it by disrespecting her.

How do you get to exercise these responsibilities?

Responsibility #3: Go back to the comic. You believe she's a human being; you believe she deserves awesome sex as much as you do, and you're willing to take your first two responsibilities as a man and do your best with her to have fun in bed. You have to convince her that you're not going to assault her.

Small scale, that's hard. But there is one great technique: the safecall. Make sure she has a friend who knows where she is, and who she's with. This is a common technique in S&M to ensure mutual safety: Give her your phone number, and have her forward it to a friend. (If you're not into S&M, tell her so: "50 Shades of Grey isn't really my thing, but I read about the safecall idea while reading some article, and I thought it's a really good idea for more than just people into whips and chains and stuff.")  Let her know that you value her safety, and that you're willing to take those extra steps necessary so that she feels safe.

But also do the other things: meet on neutral ground. Until you're sure the relationship isn't going to take off, do everything you can to not make her feel penned in, threatened, in danger. Do the reassuring things. Have patience. Exercise the self-control a man ought to have.

Large scale, that's easy. Talk about sex. A lot. In public. Make talking about sex part of your whole persona. Be a lot of other things, too: talk about your professional life, the sports you love, the food you love, the people you love. But talk about the sex you love, and what you're good at, and what you'd like to be better at, and so forth.

Did that?

Good.

Because now your reputation is on the line if you screw it up.

And women know it.

But you're a man, right? Good at meeting your responsibilities. Braced with honor. The caretaker of your reputation.

Right?

Right.

One weird trick: Be good at being a man.




1One strain of rabid misogyny on the Internet is the so-called "red pill" brigade of men who have "taken the red pill" and "seen the truth about women." While looking for that Louis CK video, the very first hit was that video interspliced with images from The Matrix and overlaying text explaining how Louis CK was a "mangina," a "merging of self-hatred, hatred of other men, and masochism." So, there are some people who are never gonna get this, never understand what I'm talking about... and that's the problem.

2It has always been genuinely strange to me that the misogyny brigade, at least that segment of it that's still trying to get laid, loves two books: How To Win Friends and Influence People, and The Charisma Myth. Both books have techniques, good and solid techniques, for opening up to other people, and having them open up to you; techniques of vocabulary choice, body language, touch and so on. But both books have a profound truth: we human beings are wired to detect deception first, and we give ourselves away quickly and unconsciously. None of those techniques work unless we genuinely like people in the first place. And the misogyny brigade genuinely does not like women.
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Some school districts have implemented the nationally available FLASH (Family Life and Sexual Health) curriculum, and one part I really like about FLASH is a four-day segment on The Language of Consent. The four day class is meant to "Teach a student how to formulate an assertive request, manage the emotions that come with rejection, and appreciate that only in risking rejection does one stand a chance of getting acceptance or resolution."

At the core is a simple formula: "State a fact or emotion. Describe for the other person what you'd like. Make sure you have one (and only one) alternative suggestion. Accept rejection gracefully." Many of the fill-in-the-blank examples are negative: "That makes me uncomfortable. Could you please _____?" "I get into trouble when you ____. Would you mind not ____?" But you get the idea. By setting up a context first, you give the other person time to prepare, you create a mutual ground for discussion, and sometimes you put your desires up front first.

The other day, the New York Times posted 36 Questions That Will Make You Fall In Love. It's an exercise; spend an hour with someone you're interested in, and by the time you're done, if you're honest and open, you'll have created the foundation of a great love affair. In theory.

I'm fascinated by the way the questions all lead to languages of consent. The questions all lead to statements that let the other person say, "What can I do to make that experience better?" Or "name three things that you both have in common," which could easily lead to exploring questions about how you play with those three things.

Both of these tools are actually going in the same direction: they're creating places where intimacy can (not will or should, but can) thrive, if the participants give it a chance. And really, what we need more than anything else, is an admission that intimacy, and the requisite vulnerability that comes with it, are new essentials in our lives.
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I have this thesis that I've been discussing with my friends both on-line and off, and most of them, to my surprise, actually agree with the basic premise:

Most men don't like sex

There's some evidence for this, but let's start with the two basic arguments.

First, for most men, who are heterosexual, the outlet for their sexual needs is primarily women. If that's so, then you'd think men would praise women who grant enthusiastic consent, but they don't. No, for women for whom enthusiastic consent is high on their list of priorities, the terms our culture assigns them are "slut," "slattern," and "whore." Our culture treats them like a used candy, a dead rose, a cup of warm spit. There are no equivalent terms among men. If men liked sex, they'd respect the women who would enjoy providing it. They don't like those women, therefore their motives for seeking sex must be something other than enjoyment of it.

Secondly, given that most men claim to "enjoy sex" "with women," you'd think they'd actually be good at it. A man would be willing to read up on it, figure out how to communicate with his partner, how to ask and tell, how to actually discover what his partner likes, and how to get back what he wants. You think he'd be willing to experiment. But most men aren't willing. Most men don't care enough.

At the extreme, let's argue that it's actually the men who want babies. They've controlled women's opportunities to have children throughout the ages, so it's clear our species-wide reproductive success is primarily mens' responsibility. If they wanted to enjoy sex, they would. But I theorize that what they really seek is relief from the reproductive drive. For men, sex is a biologically dominant need that exists only to encourage the reproductive act.

For women, the price of actually having children is high, but since childbirth is months separated from the act of intercourse, there's no reason to believe that evolution has exapted a woman's sexuality to be associated with having children. It just feels good for women, an exapted reward that exists only to discourage a woman from rejecting the man's dark, passionate need to make babies.

I don't think the extreme thesis is strong, but I think the original one deserves closer attention. Do men enjoy sex? Or do they enjoy the relief of having had sex, of having succeeded in their role, of having satisfied a biological urge?

To provide a strong analogy, it surprised me to discover that there are lots of people who don't like to eat. I know that barely a third of Americans like to cook, but it astonished me to learn how many people resent the time and effort it takes to acquire and eat even ready-made meals. There's an entire market dedicated converting the process of eating into "drinking something at your desk" that's meant to convince time-starved nerds they can spend more time programming and less eating.

The happiest countries on Earth are also those with extensive familial and communal food rituals. Sex isn't a daily need, but food is, and even in the ancient porneia, men still cared much more about where their next meal came from, because that was the difference between life and death. Yet here we are where this life-and-death matter, this engine of health and happiness, has become a nuisance, a burden, a timesink. Given that this is even possible for our species, the idea that sex would be even more easily dismissed or neglected by those with the power to dismiss it shouldn't be all that surprising.

The world is full of distractions. Not just in the pursuit of work, but also as substitutes for what men want: video games substitute for any sense of excellence, and porn substitutes for any sense of satisfaction. Compared to the actual struggle of seeing other people, namely women, as worthy companions, in the presence of whom men must be naked and vulnerable, caring and reflexive, in order to enjoy sex... well, I suspect a lot of men would rather not work that hard.

Between the effort of getting there and the payoff at the end, most men look at sex and conclude that, if it weren't for that damned drive, they wouldn't bother. They just don't like it that much.
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It's unlikely that the gay press wants to talk about this (with one very healthy exception), but yesterday the usual suspects (all good people, really) spun anti-gay activist Mark Regnerus's speech at the Catholic University of Steubenville as "Mark Regnerus: Same-sex marriage will grant straight men 'permission to stray', anal sex," with a big focus on the sodomy part.

But that's not what Regnerus is saying at all. Here's the central paragraph of his argument:
If gay marriage is perceived as legitimate by heterosexual women, it will eventually embolden boyfriends everywhere, and not a few husbands, to press for what men have always historically wanted but were rarely allowed: sexual novelty in the form of permission to stray without jeapordizing their primary relationship. The discussion of openness in straight marriages will become more common, just as the practice of heterosexual anal sex got a big boost from the normalization of gay men's sexual behavior both in contemporary porn and the American imagination. It may be spun as empowering for women, but it sure won't, it doesn't feel that way.
Regnerus is claiming, without evidence, that anal sex would never have become a part of the modern popular imagination, even in hardcore porn, if it hadn't been for gay men. Somehow, porn actors and actresses would have completely ignored the back door if gay men hadn't forced them to look closely at it. But his claim is that this has already happened; that it's too late to turn back the clock on this issue. So what he is he really worried about?

Consensual non-monogamy. The real, last, homosexualization of the American sexual psyche. Dan Savage, in his brilliant conversation with Andrew Sullivan last year at the New York Public Library, said much the same thing: "Where straight people are now is where gay people were twenty years ago. We call them fuckbuddies; you call them friends with benefits. We call it tricking, you call it a hookup. This whole move to the big city and spend your 20s fucking a lot of people and figuring out who you are before you settle down, gay people invented that."

Gay people have spent the last ten years figuring out how to be married, how to enjoy the promise of lifetime partnership, mutual companionship, and all the support and joy that comes from having someone who is your best friend, your biggest fan, and not feel locked into the sexual straightjacket that society imposes as the price for all the rest. Polyamorous folks have adopted the language gays invented, for the most part, because it's the language that works.

This is Regnerus's greatest fear: the normalization of consensual non-monogamy. That as the twin terrors of uncontrollable reproduction and sexually transmitted infection slowly fall back with the advance of the biological sciences, that the homosexualization of our culture will proceed to the place where I, personally, have sorta expected it to go: toward a world where relationships are based not entirely on falling back into tradition and habit, but are based on the actual wants and needs of the participants, deliberately chosen and consciously enjoyed.
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I was reading an article the other day on a judge's ruling that Plan-B, the after-sex contraception, be made available to everyone, regardless of age. In his ruling, he stated that Katheryn Sebelius's almost un-heard of political overturning of the FDA's own recommendation that it be made available over the counter was political, uninformed, and contrary to the public good.

In the responses, one of the complaints was that "children should not have access to abortion drugs without their parents' knowledge." This dredged up memories of the recent case of Hobby Lobby, the toy retailer, which argued that it shouldn't be forced to provide contraception because it was the same thing as abortion. When the judge informed HL's lawyer that contraception and abortion were not the same, the laywer responded with a straight face, "It is my client's sincere belief that they are the same thing, your honor."

Have you ever read Ted Chiang's short story, Hell Is The Absence of God? In it, angels are real, show up at random, do random stuff that either heals or (more often) fucks up the lives of people in the area. The few times they've responded to questions, their response has been "He works in mysterious ways. You wouldn't understand why. Just love Him, and all will be well." And then they go on wrecking towns and lives.

The story presents a reified version of the fundamentalist mindset. Everything Happens for a Reason of God's, Even If You Don't Understand It.

And then it clicked: after every incident of intercourse, a woman is presumed pregnant until proven otherwise. Because she's presumed pregnant, every form of contraception is abortion. Since rape is the one thing fundamentalists can no longer call "intercourse," the accomodation made is that real rape can't lead to the consequence of intercourse, the presumption of pregnancy.

Another powerful fundamentalist mindset is that we must head for a godly world. It doesn't matter if people get hurt along the way; it doesn't matter if pro-sex, pro-contraception policies would alleviate teenage pregnancy by some amount; they lead away from the Godly world and the true aim, which is making unmarried pregnancy non-existent.

The whole anti-contraception, "legitimate rape" argument emerges from the synergistic effects of these thoughts in the fevered brains of fundamentalist men. The only way sex does not lead to pregnancy is if God doesn't want it to, or if someone does something criminal. In their perfect world, that would always be the case. Always.
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Tennessee senators approved an update to the state's abstinence-based sex education law that includes warnings against "gateway sexual activity," such as holding hands.

In the bill, a uniformed policy on sex education is defined with terms like "gateway sexual activity." The bill prohibits teachers from demonstrating gateway sexual activity.

If an instructor goes beyond the curriculum, the bill gives parents more legal rights, stating, "The parent or legal guardian shall have a cause of action against the instructor or organization for actual damages."
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I read a review of a fairly interesting book entitled How To Be A Woman by Caitlin Moran, a collection of post-feminist essays that sounds actually quite delightful. Reviewer Zoe Williams described it:
What makes this book important is something unique to Caitlin Moran; she and Greer have both attacked the elemental shame attached to being a woman, but where Greer was furious, Moran sloughs it off with exuberance. There is a courage in this book that is born, not made, and not borrowed, either. It is vital in both senses.
That sounds like a hell of a read, and I wanted to get a copy of it.

So I went to the King County Library System, and asked if they had one. They didn't, and the first "close match" they offered me was How To Be a Super Hot Woman : 339 Tips To Make Every Man Fall In Love With You and Every Woman Envy You. Gag me.

Even worse, the fifth book on the list was 101 Frequently Asked Questions About Homosexuality. That might also be an interesting book, if it weren't written by Focus On The Family's ex-gay ministry chairman Mike Healy. Fortunately, it's filed under Dewey 261, "Christian Theology and Society," but still. Gross.
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Anna North tells it like it is in an essay about Scott Adams's recent dickishness:
Just because some men commit rape doesn't mean all other men are only restrained from it by the artificial strictures of society. In fact, the fantasy of a hyper-willing female partner, one who is both exceedingly desirous of sex and exceedingly satisfied by a man's skills, is common in both porn and pop culture. A few current videos on XTube, for instance, include Climax2000, Cuming [sic] For You, Debbs Dark Desires, and Wanting Some Big Dick, all of which appear to depict women in various states of hunger-for-your-cock. ... Even quite male-centric depictions of female sexuality often include not just consent but enthusiastic desire and orgasm. The idea that men's natural instincts are rape-centric isn't supported even by media that serve their most private predilections.
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There's a lot to like in this:
Bonobos like apples. They like them a lot. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to do bonobo research without a supply of green apples to motivate them to do the experiments.

But they like group harmony most of all. And the sudden appearance of the apples in their midst immediately raises the threat of discord. Who will get to eat the apples?

If these were chimpanzees, the strongest males would immediately claim the fruit. There would be a fair amount of shoving, and possibly some bloodshed.

But bonobos are so communal that the tension produced by something so precious as an apple in their midst must be dispelled by a gesture of community. In this case, everyone gets to cool off with a little sexual comfort from their neighbor. Then, self-interest replaced by a certain yummy group feeling, they settle down to share the apple.
It's too bad that we come from the chimpanzee, and not bonobo, line of hominids.
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William Saleton has the pithiest take yet on the recently released national sex survey, in which he highlights the result that between 1992 and today, the rate of anal sex among women rose from 16% to an astounding 46%. But what's even more amazing is that women who had only intercourse experienced orgasm 65%; women who had intercourse and cunnilingus in the same session had orgasms 86% of the time; but women who had anal sex experienced orgasm 94% of the time.

Saleton correctly identifies the correlation (it's not causation), and it comes down to this: women comfortable enough to enjoy anal sex are pretty much relaxed enough to orgasm. They're women who get what they want.

Saleton ruins his analysis with this line: "Women who were getting what they wanted were more likely to indulge their partners' wishes [for anal sex]." Anal is apparently something a woman doesn't like, but something she does in exchange for what she really wants. Saleton has clearly never dated woman who's also an anal power bottom.
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It's often been said that if straight men could reliably get from the object of their attraction what gay men get, reliable, relentless, reciprocated, active desire with understood and appreciated feedback, they'd whine a lot less. (Of course, this assumes that women are exactly like men, and lesbian relationships would in general look much more like gay male relationships, which of course is not the real world.)

Recently, the press has been handwringing that we're trying to straitjacket women into a role like that of gay men, where they're expected to be all of the things I described above without bringing any feminine qualities to they're relationships whatsoever. The "Hook-up" culture, the pundits have warned, is all about having sex, and devastates any potential for a meaningful relationship among the participants. And several studies have shown that yes, people who hook up tend to break up at a statistically higher rate than those who wait to have sex.

And the evolutionary psychologists over in the corner have talked about "strategies" for our Darwinian success as a species, and pointed out that there are two standard foci around which reproductive strategies converge: high-investment and low-investment. "High investment" strategies emerge during periods of sufficient resource: because there's enough food, parents put much effort into fewer "high-quality children" while ensuring that those those resources are secured for the familial gene pool for future generations. "Low investment" strategies emerge during periods of strife and famine, when women bear the brunt of genetic scattering, having many "low-quality children" in the hopes that some will survive to adulthood and carry the selfish familial genes on.

What seems obvious is that some percentage of women will be optimized for one strategy over another, and find themselves mis-fit to the strategy indicated by resource availability. This is a long-winded way of getting around to saying: hey, some women are happy being promiscuous. Just like some men are happy being monogamous.

University of Iowa researcher David Paik asked a rather obvious question: if we take those women out of the studies about hook-ups, what do we see? The answer, unsurprisingly, is that people who hook-up are just as likely to have meaningful long-term relationships as those who delay sex.

It seems to me we're seeing an echo of the ancient "Madonna or Whore" story, only this time the echo is weaker. Maybe someday we'll be able to just let people enjoy themselves. The barriers to sexual satisfaction, such as disease or accidental pregnancy, can be mitigated, and hopefully eliminated someday.

The cynic in me believes that will probably be about the same time that sufficiently advanced sexual surrogates will exist such that "real sex," with another human being, with his or her sweat and bodily fluids, his or her own competing desires and agendas, will be another kink, an option taken only by the masochistic.
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Their Toys, a sex toy store for couples, has a charming little infographic about sex toy use, called "America's Dirty Little Secret."

One of the claims on the graphic, however, is that the "World's Biggest Dildo" is something called the "Great American Challenge." It turns out that this 8.75"x2.75" "monster" is just the biggest dildo they sell.

The TSX Caterpillar is 11.75"x3.5", much bigger than theirs, the Mr. S Super Victor at 16"x5.5" is widely (ahem) believed to be the largest commercially made dildo. Square Peg Toys makes some awesome stuff, and the 10"x6" custom-drop "Yam" makes the GAC look like a toy.

Unfortunately, this makes me question the validity of their other claims, such as Mississippi buying more anal toys than any other state per capita.
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Fowin Cucumber ad
Every once in a while I stumble upon just the weirdest stuff when trying to keep up with the industry in which I find myself. Along the lines of contemplating weirdness, I found these three print/poster advertisements for The Fowin "Sexual Enhancement Ring." The theme of all three is the same: a woman finds herself in a sexually suggestive, half-dressed state of startlement as a man is seen walking into her room, and around the corner is a long, hard, large fruit or vegetable. This one is the "cucumber" ad, but if you follow the link you'll also see the eggplant and banana ads as well.

Who the hell puts this much money into an ad for a disposable cock ring? I'm especially entertained by the sales mark, "Get Her Back," suggesting that any man with erection problems is about to lose his hot, sexy wife to certain vegetables and fruits.

Still, fun in a twisted sort of way.
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