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Their Toys, a sex toy store for couples, has a charming little infographic about sex toy use, called "America's Dirty Little Secret."

One of the claims on the graphic, however, is that the "World's Biggest Dildo" is something called the "Great American Challenge." It turns out that this 8.75"x2.75" "monster" is just the biggest dildo they sell.

The TSX Caterpillar is 11.75"x3.5", much bigger than theirs, the Mr. S Super Victor at 16"x5.5" is widely (ahem) believed to be the largest commercially made dildo. Square Peg Toys makes some awesome stuff, and the 10"x6" custom-drop "Yam" makes the GAC look like a toy.

Unfortunately, this makes me question the validity of their other claims, such as Mississippi buying more anal toys than any other state per capita.

Date: 2010-08-14 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ionotter.livejournal.com
Sorry, but NOBODY can beat Thor. (http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html)

Yes, it's real.

Yes, people have taken it.

Yes, there are videos of it being taken.

Date: 2010-08-14 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
Meh. Long, but no thicker at the head than the Caterpillar. And yes, I've seen people take a Thor.

Date: 2010-08-14 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberite2112.livejournal.com
i bet they're thor afterward....

Date: 2010-08-15 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaterri.livejournal.com
"I can hardly pith!"

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