Jun. 10th, 2008

Slow Brain

Jun. 10th, 2008 08:44 am
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Obama supporters are Orcs!
I found this while reading through Thomas Sowell's backlog of complaints against Barack Obama, but Hilzoy found the company he's keeping more than amusing, and she says it better:
Obama's advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans', presidents' and department heads' offices.
Hey, I've read Xxxenophile. Orcs can be hot!


Godwin Alert: Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA) speaks approvingly of Hitler
My reaction to this is less strong than that of Kos, but it comes down to the same thing: why did Westmoreland single out "Hitler" rather than, say, "German scientists in the 1920s?" I'm pretty sure ol' Adolph didn't know the first thing about fractional tower distillation. Why didn't she point out that the Germans were doing this because they were desperate after the demilitarization treaties after World War I for access to energy resources? Are we in the same desperate straits?


Quote of the day, from Bay Buchanan.
It's finally over: the mother of all primaries has done her job reducing the field to two. But in reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. In November he will win or he will lose.

John McCain is relevant only in so far as he is not Barack Obama. The Senator from Arizona is incapable of energizing his party, brings no new people to the polls, and has a personality that is best kept under wraps.
Wow, when someone at Human Events says stuff like that, you know McCain's in real trouble.


Hugh Hewitt's attack on Wright backfires
Hugh Hewitt has acquired dozens of newsletters and "pastor's pages" from Obama's former church and has been posting them to his blog over the past couple of days. His own readers are getting annoyed, both at the volume and the seeming lack of anything to talk about. The most controversial seems to be a request that members of the church get tested to see if he or she is type-compatible with a member of the church who needs a kidney. Oh no! Shout-outs to kids who made it to college, advice to the poorer members of the congegration on how to get help for the new Medicare drug program, and praise for a team that went down to New Orleans and built new houses. So radical!

"Stop it!" Hewitt's readers cry. "You're making Trinity look like a normal church!"
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There are times when I really wish that the Republican and Democratic parties had switched their nomination rules. If the Republicans had used the proportioning rules and the Democrats had gone with winner-take-all, the race today would be Huckabee vs. Clinton. That would have been something to watch.

I would have angsted up until election day, at which point I would probably have held my nose with one of those big metal office clips and voted for Clinton.

At this point, it all comes down to The Supremes. It really does.
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Baling out of politics for a moment (it's gonna be a long few months) but still entertaining myself thinking about how sick and sad this world can be, I'll relate a depressing conversation I had yesterday at Borders Books.

I'd gone to find myself a copy of the Ruby Pocket Reference. I've long liked having paper books for some things; I don't need the tactility of paper for fiction, but for reference it's absolutely critical, especially when I've reached the point of having so many tabs open on the browser that I've lost track of where I put the reference page for CGI and the one for IOStreams.

While I was looking through the shelves to see if there was anything I could learn that I wanted to learn (not generally), I saw a man browsing through the web development section. He was looking at a book on Dreamweaver. Since I'm not a fan of Dreamweaver, I asked him what he was looking for.

"I don't know," he said. "I don't own a copy of Dreamweaver."

We got into a conversation about what he was looking for. He wanted to learn how to put pages up on the web, he said. He didn't know a think about it. I explained my prejudices, and then we discussed the different layers of web development: HTML describes what goes on a page, and CSS describes how it'll look. The limitations of the web server can constrain your site's page-to-page architecture, and an application server like PHP, Rails, or Django (there were Django books everywhere) will allow you to provide pages that react, with things like logins, preferences, per-user views.

He seemed a little overwhelmed with the depth of knowledge needed. And then I pointed out that I wasn't a graphic designer; the visuals I usually just adapted from OSWD or a similar site, or bought outright from one of the many template stores available online.

And then I finally got around to asking him why he wanted to know.

"I thought I would put up a site for different cities that had deals on cars and other things, and would let members know right then that if they went down to some dealer somewhere they might find the right salesguy having a good day, or the right store with a very low price. You know, same day kind of stuff. I heard that there were these sites that had, what's it called, Adwords, down the side and I heard about these guys who put up a site and it made two or three dollars a day, which doesn't seem like much but if I put up a hundred sites like that it would make a lot of money, wouldn't it?"

I sighed and explained that it doesn't work like that. Only a fraction of sites make even a dollar a day. I said that there's a limit to automating the kind of site he was describing, along with policing it for griefers, spammers, and porn hackers (I had to explain griefer to him). What he really needed was a compelling difference from the rest of the market, how to stand out from the noise, and make your site different from everyone else's, something that would generate a lot of interest. "You've got three options: create content, which makes people want to read what you've got to say, create a community where lots of people want to read what each other has to say, or create an application that makes each and every user's lives better or easier in some way."

He seemed very disheartened by the responsibility of running a business. But then he brightened. "Some sites are just collections of links to other stuff. And they make money."

"Yeah, they cheat. And Google's figuring out how to kill them, because they don't actually add to the sum knowledge of the world. They just steal. Someday, Google will cut them out of the search field."

He kinda shrugged and said, "Well, there's still room for people like me, I guess." He pulled out the Dreamweaver book and walked away. "Thanks for the talk."

Sigh.
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Obamacons!
This only took a few minutes, and it's been in my head all day. It had to be put down on paper. Click the link for a bigger one.
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