Slow Brain
Jun. 10th, 2008 08:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Obama's advance troops have already taken over our college campuses, have bound and gagged our conservative professors, have ravished our virgins, have pillaged our stores of wisdom, and have ensconced themselves in the thrones of power in deans', presidents' and department heads' offices.Hey, I've read Xxxenophile. Orcs can be hot!
It's finally over: the mother of all primaries has done her job reducing the field to two. But in reality there is only one candidate. Barack Obama. In November he will win or he will lose.Wow, when someone at Human Events says stuff like that, you know McCain's in real trouble.
John McCain is relevant only in so far as he is not Barack Obama. The Senator from Arizona is incapable of energizing his party, brings no new people to the polls, and has a personality that is best kept under wraps.
"Stop it!" Hewitt's readers cry. "You're making Trinity look like a normal church!"