George W. Bush's economic team floated a brilliant idea for reducing the loss of manufacturing jobs: define burger-flipping as "manufacturing."
Feb. 23rd, 2004
Look... I'm Psychic!
Feb. 23rd, 2004 02:42 pmYes, gather 'round, ladies and gentlebeings, and watch as the Amazing Mentallelf gets inside the mind of a four year old and reveals the devious working of that constrained cranium. I shall now channel her thougts and reveal to you precise predictions for coming days...
Last night, at about 3:30, Omaha crawled out of bed with a terrible coughing fit. Fifteen minutes later, I heard Kouryou-chan whining that she was cold and wet; she'd wet the bed. After consulting with Omaha and deciding that we couldn't deal with such a large and problematic mess right there, we left it until morning and let Kouryou-chan sleep in our bed.
Normally, her sleeping in our bed is a privilege. So now, she has found an easy way to make her tired and cranky parents give her the bed she wants. Bet she does it again tonight.
She forgets: we bought her a sleeping bag.
Last night, at about 3:30, Omaha crawled out of bed with a terrible coughing fit. Fifteen minutes later, I heard Kouryou-chan whining that she was cold and wet; she'd wet the bed. After consulting with Omaha and deciding that we couldn't deal with such a large and problematic mess right there, we left it until morning and let Kouryou-chan sleep in our bed.
Normally, her sleeping in our bed is a privilege. So now, she has found an easy way to make her tired and cranky parents give her the bed she wants. Bet she does it again tonight.
She forgets: we bought her a sleeping bag.
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