World of Warcraft lets you recycle offensive humor

[elfs]

The nice thing about World of Warcraft and such is that it lets you recycle jokes that would in any other context be offensive.

I picked up something in Kouryou-chan's bedroom, I don't even remember what, some article of clothing that she'd stuffed under her bed for far too long. "Eww, kid," I said, sniffing it. "This smells like something you'd find between a dragon's toes!"

"Daddy! That's gross."

"You know what you find between a dragon's toes?"

"What?"

"Slow elves."

"Daddy!"

And now I'll wait for someone from I Nórë to say, "That's not funny."

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When I first heard that joke

[(Anonymous)]

it was "slow running elves". I could never stop the debate in my head between "slow-running" and "slow, running". The images were truly awful.