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elfsThe nice thing about World of Warcraft and such is that it lets you recycle jokes that would in any other context be offensive.
I picked up something in Kouryou-chan's bedroom, I don't even remember what, some article of clothing that she'd stuffed under her bed for far too long. "Eww, kid," I said, sniffing it. "This smells like something you'd find between a dragon's toes!"
"Daddy! That's gross."
"You know what you find between a dragon's toes?"
"What?"
"Slow elves."
"Daddy!"
And now I'll wait for someone from I Nórë to say, "That's not funny."
I picked up something in Kouryou-chan's bedroom, I don't even remember what, some article of clothing that she'd stuffed under her bed for far too long. "Eww, kid," I said, sniffing it. "This smells like something you'd find between a dragon's toes!"
"Daddy! That's gross."
"You know what you find between a dragon's toes?"
"What?"
"Slow elves."
"Daddy!"
And now I'll wait for someone from I Nórë to say, "That's not funny."
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Date: 2009-02-20 12:42 am (UTC)Well, if it went in the laundry, it wouldn't be!
Elf: The Other White Meat
Date: 2009-02-20 01:06 am (UTC)When I first heard that joke
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Date: 2009-02-20 05:11 am (UTC)ROFLMDAO!!!
Slow elves...where do you come up with this stuff? Perfect timing too, my day was severely lacking humor! *hugs on you*
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