The nice thing about World of Warcraft and such is that it lets you recycle jokes that would in any other context be offensive.
I picked up something in Kouryou-chan's bedroom, I don't even remember what, some article of clothing that she'd stuffed under her bed for far too long. "Eww, kid," I said, sniffing it. "This smells like something you'd find between a dragon's toes!"
"Daddy! That's gross."
"You know what you find between a dragon's toes?"
"What?"
"Slow elves."
"Daddy!"
And now I'll wait for someone from I Nórë to say, "That's not funny."
I picked up something in Kouryou-chan's bedroom, I don't even remember what, some article of clothing that she'd stuffed under her bed for far too long. "Eww, kid," I said, sniffing it. "This smells like something you'd find between a dragon's toes!"
"Daddy! That's gross."
"You know what you find between a dragon's toes?"
"What?"
"Slow elves."
"Daddy!"
And now I'll wait for someone from I Nórë to say, "That's not funny."
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