Elf Sternberg

What I want to know is, how does J. Jaques know Goatse Man's real name? [Gods, if I have to tell you that an XTube link is NSFW, you're hopeless.]

Then again, he has to have someone feeding his Pintsize twitter feed.

Magic Touch

The Fantasy:

Homosexuals do not achieve psychological satisfaction by engaging in same-sex sex. That is the reason that homosexuals are highly promiscuous compared to heterosexuals. Homosexuals can desire sex again only one or two hours after same-sex because they are not psychologically satisfied by their sex. Heterosexuals often can go for days, weeks or months before desiring sex again because they have achieved psychological satisfaction from their last physical sex act.

The reality: Awkwardness at the Human/Zorblaxian Cultural Exchange

I would so play strip Poohsticks.

Unlike some people, I don't necessarily believe that Jon Rosenberg really knows where he's going with his webcomic, Goats, but today's is precious.

"Existince, she iz cyclical! Ein multiverse begets ze next, her corpse becomes the Turing machine upon vhich her children's code runs. Time goes by. Zere are maybe a few billion iterations, you get compresison artifacts. Bugs crop up. Ze registry gets littered vith orphans. Real flesh and blood oprhans, mind you. I imagine zey must resort to cannibalism eventually."

"So... we're bloatware?"

"I'm surpised ve don't haff banner ads on our foreheads."

I kinda miss the days of Jon, Toothgnip, and Diablo, but Rosenberg manages to throw out a good one now and then.

Webcomics are nothing new. Diary blogs are nothing new. Cute girls doing their diary blogs as a webcomic are nothing new (although most of them do it poorly). Even cute girls doing their diary webcomic blogs with extra doses of surrealism is nothing new.

But when the girl in question lives in Mexico City, you get a weird and fascinating view of a world you've never had before. Pilli rocks!