Fantasy Vs. Reality

[elfs]

The Fantasy:

Homosexuals do not achieve psychological satisfaction by engaging in same-sex sex. That is the reason that homosexuals are highly promiscuous compared to heterosexuals. Homosexuals can desire sex again only one or two hours after same-sex because they are not psychologically satisfied by their sex. Heterosexuals often can go for days, weeks or months before desiring sex again because they have achieved psychological satisfaction from their last physical sex act.

The reality: Awkwardness at the Human/Zorblaxian Cultural Exchange

Comments

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I always figured gay men have more sex because they're men and that's what testosterone is for. Anyone who's had a boy dog or watched monkeys at the zoo should know this is true.

Anyhow, the implication is that lesbian sex is WAY more satisfying than heterosexual sex because like today is my partner and I's 12th anniversary and I can barely remember the last time we had sex and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Sex is nice. It's just not a priority.

[kengr]

Gee, maybe gay's are promiscuous because they were (until recently) denied the ability to have stable relationships except at a cost most found too high.

[lovingboth]

Or because they can often get the number of partners that straight men want but can only get by paying.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Hence the "inseminate the shower drain" line...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

Yes. This.

[areitu.livejournal.com]

Hmm. That's a good way to put it. That was probably what I should have said when my mom asked me, "Why are gays not loyal to their partners?"

[oldhans117.livejournal.com]

So Hugh Hefner and Wilt Chamberlain never had promiscuous sex?

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Uh, how about because homos can't have kids?

While that's not absolutely strictly true (adoption), the fact of the matter remains that having kids slows you *right* down in every aspect of your life besides child rearing.

[wizwom.livejournal.com]

I'd say it's more because guys like sex more often than girls, and this guy is completely ignoring the lesbian community.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Of course he is. Girls are hot. Guys are icky.