Re-purposed kink

[elfs]

I've mentioned a few times in the past how the things I learned as a member of the kinky community have served me well as a parent. When Kouryou-chan burned her hand I knew what to do thanks to old SM classes on fire and waxplay; when the lower limbs of the oak tree dried and fell off, I fashioned a rope ladder using a stepknot so they could still get to the higher branches.

I was making cheap pizza, the kind where the bread is pre-made and the sauce comes in a packet; just supply your own cheese and and oven. The sauce packets are pretty skimpy and it's hard to get every last drop out of them.

Then I remembered a trick using two chopsticks and two rubber bands, to make a kind of squeegee to pull the packet through and get all the sauce out. And where did I learn this trick? Cheap nipple clamps from bad Japanese bondage videos.

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warning: yuck factor.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Heh.

When our son was first born, my wife had huge issues with changing diapers because poo is yucky. I on the other hand, was uniquely qualified for this task. Not because I had ever changed a diaper in my life (I hadn't), but because I was used to dealing with poo.

I have a fetish for anal sex, and I am not one of the lucky majority who can take it in the ass anytime without making a mess. Instead, I have to take care of things in advance to make things neat and tidy. While this is not a process that I *like*, I'm certainly used to dealing with it. Frequently.

And so, in its own little way, one of my own fetishes has prepared me in some way for parenthood.

Re: warning: yuck factor.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I'm the opposite. Although I'm a fan of sodomy (no, really!?) I've never enjoyed the cleaning out process and have always had a pretty hard-core scat aversion. It was one of the things that made me worried about being a dad; I could barely deal with that when it happened in my adult life, how would I deal with it all the time.

Oddly, nature rewired my brain. It made the process tolerable, a recognition of necessity. The aversion came back full-bore when the kids were old enough to take care of themselves.

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

The kinky community: better at preparing you for life than scouting.

[bbw-seska.livejournal.com]

Teehee, I use general brainfucks at work to keep the kids I work with in line...
Know how to work with electra through electroplay and I always get the best knots around the kids wrists with balloons so they dont fly away...