Re-purposed kink

[elfs]

I've mentioned a few times in the past how the things I learned as a member of the kinky community have served me well as a parent. When Kouryou-chan burned her hand I knew what to do thanks to old SM classes on fire and waxplay; when the lower limbs of the oak tree dried and fell off, I fashioned a rope ladder using a stepknot so they could still get to the higher branches.

I was making cheap pizza, the kind where the bread is pre-made and the sauce comes in a packet; just supply your own cheese and and oven. The sauce packets are pretty skimpy and it's hard to get every last drop out of them.

Then I remembered a trick using two chopsticks and two rubber bands, to make a kind of squeegee to pull the packet through and get all the sauce out. And where did I learn this trick? Cheap nipple clamps from bad Japanese bondage videos.

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Re: warning: yuck factor.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I'm the opposite. Although I'm a fan of sodomy (no, really!?) I've never enjoyed the cleaning out process and have always had a pretty hard-core scat aversion. It was one of the things that made me worried about being a dad; I could barely deal with that when it happened in my adult life, how would I deal with it all the time.

Oddly, nature rewired my brain. It made the process tolerable, a recognition of necessity. The aversion came back full-bore when the kids were old enough to take care of themselves.