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I've mentioned a few times in the past how the things I learned as a member of the kinky community have served me well as a parent. When Kouryou-chan burned her hand I knew what to do thanks to old SM classes on fire and waxplay; when the lower limbs of the oak tree dried and fell off, I fashioned a rope ladder using a stepknot so they could still get to the higher branches.

I was making cheap pizza, the kind where the bread is pre-made and the sauce comes in a packet; just supply your own cheese and and oven. The sauce packets are pretty skimpy and it's hard to get every last drop out of them.

Then I remembered a trick using two chopsticks and two rubber bands, to make a kind of squeegee to pull the packet through and get all the sauce out. And where did I learn this trick? Cheap nipple clamps from bad Japanese bondage videos.

Date: 2008-05-19 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bbw-seska.livejournal.com
Teehee, I use general brainfucks at work to keep the kids I work with in line...
Know how to work with electra through electroplay and I always get the best knots around the kids wrists with balloons so they dont fly away...

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