Ah, Late Summer...

[elfs]

Zucchini!

Every year, my neighbor puts out this bin. It's about two feet on a side, and he loads it with zucchini from his garden. There's a metal box attached to the side that reads "Zucchini: 50¢".

Is it so wrong of me to think that with three bucks and a bottle of lube, I could have one hell of a good time? I mean, why would anyone buy a dildo at this time of year when nature provides such wonderful all-natural and organic alternatives?

Comments

[fallenpegasus]

Cucumbers are better.

Zucchini are very porus, are covered with little spines, and their internal structure is such that one you pass their yield strength, it collapses completely.

[mg4h.livejournal.com]

O.o

[intrepid-reason.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed my curved cucumber on Sunday.