Ah, Late Summer...

[elfs]

Zucchini!

Every year, my neighbor puts out this bin. It's about two feet on a side, and he loads it with zucchini from his garden. There's a metal box attached to the side that reads "Zucchini: 50¢".

Is it so wrong of me to think that with three bucks and a bottle of lube, I could have one hell of a good time? I mean, why would anyone buy a dildo at this time of year when nature provides such wonderful all-natural and organic alternatives?

Comments

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm actually regretting looking one more time to see if there's another post before logging off...

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Sad but true: with kids and all the other stuff going on in my life, at this point I'm just joking.

[lucky-otter.livejournal.com]

They're rather porous, so you'd probably want to either use an oil-based lube or a condom to avoid the lube drying out too quickly.

[nitoda]

Hmmm - puts a whole new slant on "eat my dick, slave" ... ;-)

[grum]

Congratulations. I hadn't realized one could pass cereal through one's nose before this morning.

[anthologie.livejournal.com]

"Dildos are in season!"

[fallenpegasus]

Cucumbers are better.

Zucchini are very porus, are covered with little spines, and their internal structure is such that one you pass their yield strength, it collapses completely.

[mg4h.livejournal.com]

O.o

[intrepid-reason.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed my curved cucumber on Sunday.

[intrepid-reason.livejournal.com]

LMAO, someone just came into my office and handed me a zucchini...

[bldrnrpdx.livejournal.com]

Before I clicked the "read more" link, I was thinking "wow, they're paying 50 cents to people to take a zucchini? Smart!"