Ah, Late Summer...

[elfs]

Zucchini!

Every year, my neighbor puts out this bin. It's about two feet on a side, and he loads it with zucchini from his garden. There's a metal box attached to the side that reads "Zucchini: 50¢".

Is it so wrong of me to think that with three bucks and a bottle of lube, I could have one hell of a good time? I mean, why would anyone buy a dildo at this time of year when nature provides such wonderful all-natural and organic alternatives?