Spiderman's Semen Killed Mary Jane!

[elfs]

From Spider Man: Reign #3:

Oh God, I'm sorry! The doctors didn't understand how it happened! How you had been poisoned by radioactivity! How your body slowly became riddled with cancer! I did. I was... I am filled with radioactive blood. And not just blood. Every fluid. Touching me... loving me... Loving me killed you!"

Sadly, this is not a joke.

Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, I just went and looked up Reign on Wikipedia and read the summary... Boy that sounds like a steaming pile of suck. Why does everyone think they're Frank Miller and that they can do their own Dark Knight Returns with a different hero?