Military fails in its duty to suppress masturbation.

[elfs]

If you are a member of the military, don't masturbate. In 1996, Congress declared a War on Masturbation among military personnel, declaring that masturbation was contrary to "Military Honor and Decency." Apparently, one of the anti-porn crusaders who worked for Reagan is upset that the pentagon is not working hard enough on this problem.. Maybe the pentagon should train some dogs to sniff out the culprits. How would you train a dog to sniff out semen stains?

At 18 you're old enough to go and die for your country, but both alcohol and girlie magazines are more than you're ready for.

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Frack Yellow Ribbons

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What boggles my mind is that we'll essentially tell these people that they are good canon fodder, heck we'll even let them vote, but they can't wash the bad taste out of their mouth, or dull the nightmares of their combat experience (not that this is a method I am suggesting). Above and beyond that, at a time when their hormones are highest, they want to take away one of the few stress relievers at hand (*pun intended*).
Out-fracking-ragious!