"Megatron! Noooooooo!"

[elfs]

Omaha has long teased me because I have not yet written a Transformers porno parody. Well, it seems I no longer have to. The original Transformers studio, Mediaworks Japan, has created a new Transformers line called the "KiSS Players." The storyline features Autobots that can only transform when they're kissed by a young(ish) girl-- and Decepticons who have to get their "female attention" by force.

The first toy out is the autobot ''Convoy'' and his, um, power source.. There's also a manga which shows Megatron menacing a prepubescent girl's posterior with his slobbering cybertongue. (Both probably SFW.)

Believe it or not, the marketing department at Mediaworks claims this series is intended to attract girls to the Transformers millieu. Yeah, right.

Comments

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

WTF? *twitch*

Elf, I think you need to show you can do better than that. Man, talk about your Bulwer-Lytton material.... I've seen some pretty bad stuff in the contest, but what you just said actively makes me cringe.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Heh. I first found mention of this in an article from rec.arts.anime entitled What the F*ck is wrong with Japan? (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060823.html).

[antonia-tiger.livejournal.com]

Like, sex is OK, but that is so not my kink, on a cultural level.

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

It's an appropriate article title.

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

A common refrain around the Haunted, as well. What the $#@! is wrong with Japan, anyway? @_@

Er...

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

Either I need new glasses, or that's not a _tongue_...

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

Uh... I liked the original Transformers...

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[sarienpalth.livejournal.com]

Holy $#!^! What will they come up with next? I suppose the fact that they're not allowed to animate the penis has a lot to do with this. It was only a matter of time before they finally decided to add "Mecha Smut" on to the list.

So, that makes Tentacle, Mecha, Spirit, Corncob and Whiskey Bottle (a la　Boku no Sexual Harassment) Smut as part of the list that I've seen. All they need to do now is something wackier than before; somehow, I'm sure they will.

Well, back to school and scavenging for food for now.

Bored Sar

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Well... Kind of Transformers crossed with Iczer-1 - and wrongness.

KiSS Players

[otaqueen.livejournal.com]

Dang, dude. I thought you were going to talk about some cool new co-branded wireless media server/DVD combo things from Sweden. Now those would be cool.

Trish

[woggie.livejournal.com]

Y'know, there's a part of my psyche that wants to meet the sort of girl that would actually be attracted to this set of Transformers, but there are other parts of my psyche which quail in feat at the thought that such a girl might exist. :)

[bolindbergh]

Toy store employees are the apparent candidates. ;-)

[zozma-28.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I kind of like the idea... >_>