"Megatron! Noooooooo!"

[elfs]

Omaha has long teased me because I have not yet written a Transformers porno parody. Well, it seems I no longer have to. The original Transformers studio, Mediaworks Japan, has created a new Transformers line called the "KiSS Players." The storyline features Autobots that can only transform when they're kissed by a young(ish) girl-- and Decepticons who have to get their "female attention" by force.

The first toy out is the autobot ''Convoy'' and his, um, power source.. There's also a manga which shows Megatron menacing a prepubescent girl's posterior with his slobbering cybertongue. (Both probably SFW.)

Believe it or not, the marketing department at Mediaworks claims this series is intended to attract girls to the Transformers millieu. Yeah, right.

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KiSS Players

[otaqueen.livejournal.com]

Dang, dude. I thought you were going to talk about some cool new co-branded wireless media server/DVD combo things from Sweden. Now those would be cool.

Trish