"Megatron! Noooooooo!"

[elfs]

Omaha has long teased me because I have not yet written a Transformers porno parody. Well, it seems I no longer have to. The original Transformers studio, Mediaworks Japan, has created a new Transformers line called the "KiSS Players." The storyline features Autobots that can only transform when they're kissed by a young(ish) girl-- and Decepticons who have to get their "female attention" by force.

The first toy out is the autobot ''Convoy'' and his, um, power source.. There's also a manga which shows Megatron menacing a prepubescent girl's posterior with his slobbering cybertongue. (Both probably SFW.)

Believe it or not, the marketing department at Mediaworks claims this series is intended to attract girls to the Transformers millieu. Yeah, right.

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[woggie.livejournal.com]

Y'know, there's a part of my psyche that wants to meet the sort of girl that would actually be attracted to this set of Transformers, but there are other parts of my psyche which quail in feat at the thought that such a girl might exist. :)

[bolindbergh]

Toy store employees are the apparent candidates. ;-)