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Just go read this post from [livejournal.com profile] mephron. I don't know who he is, but you have to read it.

Un-F'ing-believable.



Actually, she's kinda hot. (I believe that's the point.)

Confiscation

Date: 2004-08-11 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slutdiary.livejournal.com
When I was stationed at Fort Ord I had a buddy who was one of the cadre who met incoming the incoming busses of recruits and gave the "There are XX,XXX,XX places on the human body to hide things and I know every one of them. This is your last chance to put dope, knives, porn, or anything else into the hole on the top of this footlocker with full amnesty."

We used to get the best grass, switchblades, smut, and other stuff out of that footlocker.

The guard you linked about is either (a) too cheap to buy his own porn or (b) a bible thumper in the wrong job.

Re: Confiscation

Date: 2004-08-11 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetpaladin.livejournal.com
Right on!!

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