Joke du jour...
Sep. 28th, 2010 10:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsSee, when you know about other religions, you can get this joke.
Five Catholic women are sitting at a cafe'. The first one says, "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Oh, Father.'"
The second one says, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third one says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the men all bow politely and say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth one, who is rather old, says, "My son in the Pope. When he enters a room, the men all get down on one knee and gasp, 'Your Holiness!'"
After a moment, they all look at the fifth woman, who has been very quiet this whole time. Finally, she says, "My daughter is a young, blonde, willowy beauty with large breasts. When she walks into a room, the men all get down on both knees and cry out, 'Oh, God!'"
Five Catholic women are sitting at a cafe'. The first one says, "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Oh, Father.'"
The second one says, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third one says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the men all bow politely and say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth one, who is rather old, says, "My son in the Pope. When he enters a room, the men all get down on one knee and gasp, 'Your Holiness!'"
After a moment, they all look at the fifth woman, who has been very quiet this whole time. Finally, she says, "My daughter is a young, blonde, willowy beauty with large breasts. When she walks into a room, the men all get down on both knees and cry out, 'Oh, God!'"
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Date: 2010-09-28 06:05 pm (UTC)