Joke du jour...
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elfsSee, when you know about other religions, you can get this joke.
Five Catholic women are sitting at a cafe'. The first one says, "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Oh, Father.'"
The second one says, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third one says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the men all bow politely and say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth one, who is rather old, says, "My son in the Pope. When he enters a room, the men all get down on one knee and gasp, 'Your Holiness!'"
After a moment, they all look at the fifth woman, who has been very quiet this whole time. Finally, she says, "My daughter is a young, blonde, willowy beauty with large breasts. When she walks into a room, the men all get down on both knees and cry out, 'Oh, God!'"
Five Catholic women are sitting at a cafe'. The first one says, "My son is a priest. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Oh, Father.'"
The second one says, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, the men all say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third one says, "My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, the men all bow politely and say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth one, who is rather old, says, "My son in the Pope. When he enters a room, the men all get down on one knee and gasp, 'Your Holiness!'"
After a moment, they all look at the fifth woman, who has been very quiet this whole time. Finally, she says, "My daughter is a young, blonde, willowy beauty with large breasts. When she walks into a room, the men all get down on both knees and cry out, 'Oh, God!'"
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Date: 2010-09-28 06:02 pm (UTC)Q: Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
A: Could lead to dancing.
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Date: 2010-09-28 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-28 07:03 pm (UTC)You know why you only go fishing with two Baptists?
If you go fishing with one, he'll drink all your beer.
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Date: 2010-09-29 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-28 07:41 pm (UTC)What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
Date: 2010-09-29 10:52 am (UTC)Some years ago I was dating a young woman that was converting to Judaism (She's a good Thor worshipper now), and that led to me spending some time in an orthodox synagogue. That time later led to an amusing conversation with a Jewish acquaintance.
Me: Yeah, the orthodox synagogue was pretty liberal.
Her: They have a partition with plexiglass at the top going through the middle of the sanctuary dividing the men from the women.
Me: As I said, they're pretty liberal.
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Date: 2010-10-01 05:58 pm (UTC)