Because I'm not going to ever do it:

[elfs]

1. Rabbit fur
2. Hot melt glue gun
3. Wholesale box of Fleshlights
4. Furry convention

Profit!

Comments

[duskwuff.livejournal.com]

I see one flaw in this plan: Fleshlights are expensive, and furries are notoriously cheap. (Also, using real rabbit fur would be a gigantic faux paw.)

[(Anonymous)]

"Faux paw"

I so hope this was intentional lol.

Real fur would be rather cruel anyway. Sounds fun though, wonder why noone has made a furry blow up doll. At least not that I've seen, though I've heard of somewhere called Angelpaws making... plush companions shall we say in a similar vein.

[urox.livejournal.com]

"Real fur would be rather cruel anyway."

Not in my book.. I like bunnies a lot. They are very tasty and rack of bunny ribs is incredibly cute and tasty. And fur is somewhat inedible.

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

I recall stories of Bushycat selling dildos with furry sheath and balls, way back when. I also recall them not selling very well..

[mrf-arch.livejournal.com]

I think I need the brain bleach now.

well...

[(Anonymous)]

If this has a market, then the furry idea of yours could succeed:

http://io9.com/5344802/twilight-inspired-sparkle-sex-toy-heralds-the-coming-apocalypse

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

1) Furries are cheap.

2) Careful where you put that glue.

("Medical, please respond to an attendee with a foreign object impalement." "Start paramedics, on the way." "Negative on last." "You did say 'foreign object impalement' yes? ROLL THE MEDICS." "Advise, attendee IS the foreign object." "! . . . On the way." [Fumble in kit for wrist-length XL gloves.] "Made contact with attendee. Please have #### bring my personal kit from my hotel room. Small red bag." "Um, #### says that contains . . . personal supplies." "Copy, that's what I need." "You need lube?" "Negative, attendee needs lube." "Why didn't you just call for lube?" "Ops, think that through." "Oh.")

3) See above. Not at my con, you don't.

[wyrdone.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that fur, fake or real, is damn hard to clean properly.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_candide_/]

I think that Elf was suggesting gluing the fur to the outside of the Fleshlight.

And a hot-melt glue gun solidifies to a non-adhesive consistency once it cools. In fact, it sets pretty much once the glued piece is cool enough to handle. Only the entrepeneur needs to worry about burning hirself with the hot-melt glue, and only then if s/he's rushing.

So, it could work. ^_^

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

*sprays drink over keyboard*

damn you, Elf! My eyes are so wide my scalp hurts!