Because I'm not going to ever do it:

[elfs]

1. Rabbit fur
2. Hot melt glue gun
3. Wholesale box of Fleshlights
4. Furry convention

Profit!

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I think that Elf was suggesting gluing the fur to the outside of the Fleshlight.

And a hot-melt glue gun solidifies to a non-adhesive consistency once it cools. In fact, it sets pretty much once the glued piece is cool enough to handle. Only the entrepeneur needs to worry about burning hirself with the hot-melt glue, and only then if s/he's rushing.

So, it could work. ^_^