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Date: 2009-08-31 06:20 pm (UTC)2) Careful where you put that glue.
("Medical, please respond to an attendee with a foreign object impalement." "Start paramedics, on the way." "Negative on last." "You did say 'foreign object impalement' yes? ROLL THE MEDICS." "Advise, attendee IS the foreign object." "! . . . On the way." [Fumble in kit for wrist-length XL gloves.] "Made contact with attendee. Please have #### bring my personal kit from my hotel room. Small red bag." "Um, #### says that contains . . . personal supplies." "Copy, that's what I need." "You need lube?" "Negative, attendee needs lube." "Why didn't you just call for lube?" "Ops, think that through." "Oh.")
3) See above. Not at my con, you don't.