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When to manscape what, based on experience:

1. The base of the penis, on top.

All the time. Every day. Shaving off the pubic hair right at the base of the penis exposes that extra inch to the observer's eye. "Do you want a bigger dick?" You can have an one-- at least, you can make it look like you have one by showing off more of it.

2. Your balls.

When your girlfriend says she'd like to go down on you, but all that hair gets in the way.

3. Everything

When you get paid $1000 a scene, and no less.

Date: 2008-08-20 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gromm.livejournal.com
#1:

I do this just to keep things neat, for the same reason I get haircuts. Most people (especially men) wouldn't be content to have long, unkept hair on their heads, so why neglect your pubic hair?

For me, the extra inch isn't exactly necessary. I'm not ridiculously large or anything, but I'm hardly worried about what people would think on the beach either.

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