And now on to something lighter!
Aug. 20th, 2008 12:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elfsWhen to manscape what, based on experience:
1. The base of the penis, on top.
All the time. Every day. Shaving off the pubic hair right at the base of the penis exposes that extra inch to the observer's eye. "Do you want a bigger dick?" You can have an one-- at least, you can make it look like you have one by showing off more of it.
2. Your balls.
When your girlfriend says she'd like to go down on you, but all that hair gets in the way.
3. Everything
When you get paid $1000 a scene, and no less.
1. The base of the penis, on top.
All the time. Every day. Shaving off the pubic hair right at the base of the penis exposes that extra inch to the observer's eye. "Do you want a bigger dick?" You can have an one-- at least, you can make it look like you have one by showing off more of it.
2. Your balls.
When your girlfriend says she'd like to go down on you, but all that hair gets in the way.
3. Everything
When you get paid $1000 a scene, and no less.
