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When to manscape what, based on experience:

1. The base of the penis, on top.

All the time. Every day. Shaving off the pubic hair right at the base of the penis exposes that extra inch to the observer's eye. "Do you want a bigger dick?" You can have an one-- at least, you can make it look like you have one by showing off more of it.

2. Your balls.

When your girlfriend says she'd like to go down on you, but all that hair gets in the way.

3. Everything

When you get paid $1000 a scene, and no less.

Date: 2008-08-20 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gromm.livejournal.com
#1:

I do this just to keep things neat, for the same reason I get haircuts. Most people (especially men) wouldn't be content to have long, unkept hair on their heads, so why neglect your pubic hair?

For me, the extra inch isn't exactly necessary. I'm not ridiculously large or anything, but I'm hardly worried about what people would think on the beach either.

Date: 2008-08-20 10:04 pm (UTC)
ext_74896: Tyler Durden (Shirow Fairy)
From: [identity profile] mundens.livejournal.com
What's not work safe about discussing shaving? :)

1 & 2.

When my Mistress tells me to.

:)

Date: 2008-08-20 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com
What about my hairy manass?

"Based on experience"?

Date: 2008-08-21 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandakahn.livejournal.com
Based on experience you shaved for $1000 a scene?

And this would be what movie/video/porno?

MPK

Re: "Based on experience"?

Date: 2008-08-21 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfs.livejournal.com
Stage, I'm afraid. If you weren't there, you missed it. I was younger and sexier then, convincingly capable of wearing the ponyboy harness and pulling a lovely member of the Jim Rose Sideshow Circus around.

Re: "Based on experience"?

Date: 2008-08-22 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandakahn.livejournal.com
Younger?

Sure.

Sexier?

Not a chance!

MPK

Possibly stupid question

Date: 2008-08-24 04:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
But why not Nair? (Aside from the fact that you don't want to get it on the extremely sensitive bits).

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