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I'm so disappointed. I caught just a snippet on the radio that über-conservative Indian Republican Congressman Mark Souder was resigning from Congress following a sex scandal.

Apparently, he had a heterosexual love affair.

C'mon. The rule for Republicans is "live boy or dead girl." Live girl doesn't cut it. Why, when you're caught with a live girl who is not your wife giving you a blowjob in your car parked in the House of Representatives' lot, for the next fifteen years your title is "respected statesman."

Current Mood: giggly

This morning on the commute into work, I passed by a truck with the logo "Applied Organics" plastered across the side. The typeface chosen was soft, rounded, almost sensual-- obviously intended to contrast with the hard-edged look of some imagined "Applied Industrial," or whatever. It turns out they're a landscaping company.

But it was a similar typeface to that used by Babeland and Tiny Nibbles and a host of other women-run sex sites, and my first reading was "Applied Orgasms," and I thought, "Hey, I wanna work for those people!"

P.S. While researching this post, I discovered Applied Organics, Inc., makers of Firefly, "The World's Best All-Organic Personal Lubricant!" Giggity.