Apple OS Bluetooth: Not Fit For Purpose
Apr. 18th, 2020 04:15 pmI have a serious peeve about my Macbook and bluetooth. Compared to every other device I own, the Macbook’s behavior around my headphones is rude to the point of being unacceptable. I can’t speak for Microsoft products, as I don’t own any (well, any software; I’m hacking this on my Surface Pro, which is currently running Linux Ubuntu 19.10).
I own a nice pair of bone-conducting headphones that “route around” a problem I have with my inner ear. Since they’re tiny and go around the back of the head, they’re practically invisible during conference calls, which is something of a necessity as we’re all working from home during the Coronavirus crisis. I wear them a lot, and I currently have them paired with two devices: the Macbook, which is my work laptop, and my Android phone.
When I wasn’t working from home, I paired the headphones with my personal laptop, which is running Linux PopOS 19.04.
You know how, when you turn on your headphones, it will pair with the last device it associated with, if that device is available? It’s a lovely feature but it can be inconvenient for headphones with multiple pairings. Both the Android and Linux devices however have a setting to handle that: if you manually disconnect (but not unpair) the headphones, the device will not automatically re-connect with the headphones the next time they start up. This is pretty nice; I can connect between my phone (for listening to music) and my laptop (for watching movies) without trouble.
But not with the Macbook. If I manually disconnect from the Macbook and then put the Macbook away, literally unplug it and put it into sleep mode, the next time I turn on the headphones the Macbook actually wakes up and grabs the headphones. I have to remember, when I shut the Macbook down for the day, to turn Bluetooth off.
There’s a word for this sort of behavior: rude. MacBooks assume you only every want to associate with a MacBook and ignores this idiomatic method of freeing up a multi-pair device like my headphones to connect with something else.
The MacBook is a pretty little fondleslab of aluminum, but it hides a possessive, abusive heart, and if work hadn’t required I take it home I wouldn’t have allowed it into my house.
I own a nice pair of bone-conducting headphones that “route around” a problem I have with my inner ear. Since they’re tiny and go around the back of the head, they’re practically invisible during conference calls, which is something of a necessity as we’re all working from home during the Coronavirus crisis. I wear them a lot, and I currently have them paired with two devices: the Macbook, which is my work laptop, and my Android phone.
When I wasn’t working from home, I paired the headphones with my personal laptop, which is running Linux PopOS 19.04.
You know how, when you turn on your headphones, it will pair with the last device it associated with, if that device is available? It’s a lovely feature but it can be inconvenient for headphones with multiple pairings. Both the Android and Linux devices however have a setting to handle that: if you manually disconnect (but not unpair) the headphones, the device will not automatically re-connect with the headphones the next time they start up. This is pretty nice; I can connect between my phone (for listening to music) and my laptop (for watching movies) without trouble.
But not with the Macbook. If I manually disconnect from the Macbook and then put the Macbook away, literally unplug it and put it into sleep mode, the next time I turn on the headphones the Macbook actually wakes up and grabs the headphones. I have to remember, when I shut the Macbook down for the day, to turn Bluetooth off.
There’s a word for this sort of behavior: rude. MacBooks assume you only every want to associate with a MacBook and ignores this idiomatic method of freeing up a multi-pair device like my headphones to connect with something else.
The MacBook is a pretty little fondleslab of aluminum, but it hides a possessive, abusive heart, and if work hadn’t required I take it home I wouldn’t have allowed it into my house.