Radical Homosexual Pirates invade Tampa: Florida Virigina.
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When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually. There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act being performed by open homosexuals - some even in broad daylight during the event. Pro-family citizens and churches in Tampa are horrified and unfortunately VASTLY outnumbered and overwhelmed by the popularity of the event. One mother complained her three year old had witnessed a man performing oral sex on a Jack Sparrow look alike in her front yard. As long as the Radical Homosexuals run free in our streets, they will continue to spread their debauchery and corrupt our culture.-- Eugene Delgaudio, Loudoun County Board of Supervisors,
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