Cats is stoopid.

[elfs]

So, picture this: I'm doing one of my physical therapy exercises to keep my knees in good shape. I recently added a half pound to the weights on my ankles, as instructed. I'm doing a backbridge: shoulders and feet on the floor, I lift my hips until thighs and abdomen make a flat plane, then alternately lift one leg into the air and hold it, tensing the outer muscles of my hip to pull it up. I've done this for two reps of thirty seconds each, and on the third rep, I lift my foot into the air...

... and the cat walks in and stops underneath me. Then she sits down. And starts grooming. She ignores me as I try and convince her to move.

I finally had to push myself over as far away as I could so I wouldn't fall on her. Stoopid cat.

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[starbog.livejournal.com]

Err, no, the cat knew exactly what she was doing.

The human built her an impromptu (but probably quite effective) shelter, and she simply came in and took advantage of it. Mind you, that shelter happened to be you, but that's not the point. You're her staff you see. She is a cat, and therefore you exist to serve and please her.

Stoopid human. Don't you know your place?





*grins*

[rand0m1.livejournal.com]

Not staff.....we're furnature :)