Erica Campbell Finds God. He Was Hiding Behind The Sofa

[elfs]

I once characterized Erica Rose Campbell, once one of my favorite porn models, as a "pinup designed by a committee." To be crass about it, she has a great ass, great thighs, great calves, a great butt, a great stomach, great breasts, and a pretty face-- all of which were seemingly assembled from parts of other women. In one of those "The leg bone is connected to the hip bone" stories, the musculature, or bone structure, or fat distribution of every single one of those body parts seems to be disproportionate to its neighbor. Her calves were too long for her thighs; her thighs were too heavy for her butt, her butt had too much shelf for her back, her belly seemed just a little bit off for her pelvis, her breasts were too large for her frame, as was her head. The most that can be said was that she started with great breasts and then her personal trainer optimized her diet and exercise to create individual muscle groups that pushed out her ass and thighs, creating just the slightest sense of "offness." Not enough to be uncanny, but enough to twig the sensibilities of the (ahem) connoisseur. Still, I liked her: she had a great smile, for one thing.

On Ms. Campbell's website (Now Safe For Work), we learn that even her brain has been parasitized by unpleasant and distortionary replicating memes.

I know, part of me ought to feel guilty about writing a long paragraph completely and totally objectifying the various body parts of a Good Christian Woman™, but... I can't. She had been in the business for years, scrupulously avoided going hard-core, ran her own website, dealt with other super-savvy non-hardcore pinups like Aria Giovanni (quite possibly Nature's Perfect Woman™; she's like Jessica Alba for adults), and sold herself over and over to the hungry eyes of horndogs like yours truly.

I wish her the best, really. I just wish her solution wasn't so damned extreme.

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Erica Rose Campbell

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About two years ago, I viewed Erica's Campbell's "Up Close and Personal" videos on Danni.com. I wasn't romantically involved with anyone at the time, and the way she presented herself in those videos deeply charmed me. The erotic content was minimal. The focus seemed rather on this gorgeous young woman with a very sweet and compassionate nature taking care of her many animals and probably doing adult modeling so as to pay for the family farm, or her own farm. I joined her website and posted friendly, non-sexual messages on her bulletin board. (Were they answered by her or a webmaster?) I sent her a Christmas card. But then I felt ridiculous and what a pathetic thing to do, sending a star of the adult modeling world half my age messages and Christmas cards! Get a life! But she had that effect on me, and many others apparently, an effect far beyond mere eroticism. I'm glad she's out of the business, which has its very sordid side, and finds a prosperous and peaceful life, but one not lacking in adventure and excitement.