Erica Campbell Finds God. He Was Hiding Behind The Sofa

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I once characterized Erica Rose Campbell, once one of my favorite porn models, as a "pinup designed by a committee." To be crass about it, she has a great ass, great thighs, great calves, a great butt, a great stomach, great breasts, and a pretty face-- all of which were seemingly assembled from parts of other women. In one of those "The leg bone is connected to the hip bone" stories, the musculature, or bone structure, or fat distribution of every single one of those body parts seems to be disproportionate to its neighbor. Her calves were too long for her thighs; her thighs were too heavy for her butt, her butt had too much shelf for her back, her belly seemed just a little bit off for her pelvis, her breasts were too large for her frame, as was her head. The most that can be said was that she started with great breasts and then her personal trainer optimized her diet and exercise to create individual muscle groups that pushed out her ass and thighs, creating just the slightest sense of "offness." Not enough to be uncanny, but enough to twig the sensibilities of the (ahem) connoisseur. Still, I liked her: she had a great smile, for one thing.

On Ms. Campbell's website (Now Safe For Work), we learn that even her brain has been parasitized by unpleasant and distortionary replicating memes.

I know, part of me ought to feel guilty about writing a long paragraph completely and totally objectifying the various body parts of a Good Christian Woman™, but... I can't. She had been in the business for years, scrupulously avoided going hard-core, ran her own website, dealt with other super-savvy non-hardcore pinups like Aria Giovanni (quite possibly Nature's Perfect Woman™; she's like Jessica Alba for adults), and sold herself over and over to the hungry eyes of horndogs like yours truly.

I wish her the best, really. I just wish her solution wasn't so damned extreme.

Comments

cutest feet ever

[(Anonymous)]

I personally knew Erica. I shot her once and we just clicked and became really good friends. I spent two weeks with her in an LA hotel and went to vegas a few times. She was by far the most intelligent girl I ever dealt with in the industry. She knew what she wanted, what she was and wasn't willing to do. She was just a really sweet girl who you would most likely never guess was a well known adult model.

I was always attracted to her smile and her super cute feet. She was a foot fetishers dream hah But she was definitely an awesome girl, with the biggest heart.

I personally don't know what happened to make her decide to leave "porn" but I don't blame her. The stories you hear are true. A lot of people in the industry are really fucked in the head, and everyone uses everyone to either get laid or make a ton of money. It's just like corporate America, except the getting laid is on camera.

I'm always concerned when someone goes from one extreme to another, but as long as she's happy that's all that i care about.

Re: cutest feet ever

[(Anonymous)]

I know who you are. If you like her so much, go back to her and leave your girlfriend alone. She is too good for you anyway.