Behold! Teh Sto000pid!

[elfs]

Not much on the brain today, but this one just cannot be allowed to pass. Remember Tony Zirkle, the Republican from Indiana who stood in front of the Nationalist Socialist Worker's Party (yes, the Nazis) during their "Hitler Birthday" celebration (by the way, today is Hitler's death day; a better thing to think about) and talked about his platform of fighting "The zionist entity's involvement in the sexual slavery of white women?"

Tony asserts, and I am not making this up, that when a woman owns vibrator she is declaring her withdrawl from all male sexual accessibility. He calls all such devices "divorce aids," and one of his policies is to implment Derringers for Dildos, in which he promises every woman who brings him her box full of sexual devices will get a police-seized handgun in return.

Okay, the guy's a lunatic. But he's funny. We should laugh.

Comments

[rhonan.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'd love to see someone implement a Derringers for Dildos program here, especially if they offered something better than a Saturday night special. If they offered say a nice Taurus or Smith and Wesson, I'd gather up a bunch of those softened plastic pieces of crap they sell so cheaply at skeevy adult book stores, and get a different sort of adult toy.