Behold! Teh Sto000pid!

[elfs]

Not much on the brain today, but this one just cannot be allowed to pass. Remember Tony Zirkle, the Republican from Indiana who stood in front of the Nationalist Socialist Worker's Party (yes, the Nazis) during their "Hitler Birthday" celebration (by the way, today is Hitler's death day; a better thing to think about) and talked about his platform of fighting "The zionist entity's involvement in the sexual slavery of white women?"

Tony asserts, and I am not making this up, that when a woman owns vibrator she is declaring her withdrawl from all male sexual accessibility. He calls all such devices "divorce aids," and one of his policies is to implment Derringers for Dildos, in which he promises every woman who brings him her box full of sexual devices will get a police-seized handgun in return.

Okay, the guy's a lunatic. But he's funny. We should laugh.

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[jordan179.livejournal.com]

Tony asserts, and I am not making this up, that when a woman owns vibrator she is declaring her withdrawl from all male sexual accessibility. He calls all such devices "divorce aids," and one of his policies is to implment Derringers for Dildos, in which he promises every woman who brings him her box full of sexual devices will get a police-seized handgun in return.

(*snicker*) This could have terrible consequences if a woman mistook either for the other at the wrong momment ...

[kyriani.livejournal.com]

o_O!
ROFL

Hrm, that might be a way to get a "free" handgun... ;) Bring in a few select items you are tired of (or are worn out) and trade for a different fun item? ;) I really don't understand the fact that he's handing out handguns in return though, especially with the whole divorce aid thing... With his logic, you'd think a gun would be a much better "divorce" aid. -_-;

Oh and looking at his site... This is HILLARIOUS. :D
'"Be angel long ..." thread is now rated XXX because somebody posted a money shot pic.'

[rhonan.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'd love to see someone implement a Derringers for Dildos program here, especially if they offered something better than a Saturday night special. If they offered say a nice Taurus or Smith and Wesson, I'd gather up a bunch of those softened plastic pieces of crap they sell so cheaply at skeevy adult book stores, and get a different sort of adult toy.

[solarbird]

I was gonna ask, "...do they have to be working?" Because, you know...

[omahas.livejournal.com]

If a woman kills her husband after receiving one of those, would Zirkle be liable for "aiding and abetting" in the same way as video games and publishers are currently supposed to be? ::snork::

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

Uh, you know, I don't think I'd like deprived women with handguns on the streets of my town.

[(Anonymous)]

I have enough spare ones that I could make a good show of it. Handguns are 'spensive!