*Giggle*

[elfs]

I received this spam today: Do you want your penis to be seven inches?

My first thought was, There's no way I'm cutting any more of it off. Circumcision was enough!

Comments

[slutdiary.livejournal.com]

With a tip of the rimshot to Gerard Damiano for the original line!

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

*snrk*

you're awful. keep it up.

[slfisher.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're such a popular boy. :)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I suspect I exaggerate. In any event, it serves me in no good stead.

I've seen it.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

But get a tape measure to be sure.

Re: I've seen it.

[mundens.livejournal.com]

But do you measure from the base at the top or the bottom ?

:)

[ladyamanda.livejournal.com]

Braggart! :)

[elfs.livejournal.com]

As I thought I had said to someone else, I actually don't know. I've never bothered to measure.