Why I love my wife.

[elfs]

Omaha and I were debating seeing Beowulf, the new one. I commented that it wasn't the real deal; The dialogue was awful, you had wear the 3-D glasses, and Grendel's mother had been transformed from a horrible, mordant monster into, well, Angelina Jolie. Naked.

"Ah," Omaha said. "That's why you want to see this movie. Angelina Jolie's boobs."

I said, "That's not it. I'm not into Angelina Jolie. She's nuts."

"Dear, if I showed you Angelina Jolie's boobs, and you couldn't see her face, you'd still want them. You wouldn't know they were attached to a crazy woman."

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[elfs.livejournal.com]

Billy Bob Thorton.

Then again, my impressions of her recently are of someone much more grown up than ten years ago.

[elfs.livejournal.com]

You're right, and I'm sorry.

Is it too much to ask that her present mistakes, whatever they are, also be kept out of the public eye? I think I know every detail of the whole Brad & Angelina saga just from looking at the covers at the grocer's.