Porn that offends me!

[elfs]

It's not often that I'm offended by porn, but today I saw something that not only made me mad, it upset Omaha quite a bit. Across my RSS feed came the mention of a new website, "Old Spunk," which was apparently a website for men who appreciated "older, mature ladies."

The model on the "sample" page was 33 years old.

33 is considered "old"?

What am I? Decrepit?

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Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[cgmp.livejournal.com]

A few years ago S was interviewing a Microsoftie who was applying for a job at Real Networks. She asked why he was leaving msft, to which he replied people were getting so old there. What do you mean she asked. Well, he said, there is someone in our group who is 30.

At 64, I could get into feeling old. But I had a total of three and a half hours of sex yesterday with two different partners. How many 30 year olds are doing that?

Si

Re: Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Or even 20 year olds?

Re: Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[gromm.livejournal.com]

20 year olds don't have the experience to *get* threesomes in the first place.

Although I hear that things are different these days...

Re: Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[norikos-author.livejournal.com]

Vel and I would be a counter-example. We had our first orgy when we were 19.

(She had her first foursome within a week of going to college).

It doesn't take experience. It takes the luck of getting 3/4/5 like-minded people in the same room in favorable circumstances.

_Experience_ is what arranges the freak snowstorm and the power outage.

Re: Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Hah!

Re: Age is in the Eye of the Beholder

[wyrdone.livejournal.com]

Wise man once said "You only as old as the person your feeling"

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Naw. Fossilized. Clearly, anything over 35 is absolutely ancient.

[omahas.livejournal.com]

Naw. Fossilized. Clearly, anything over 35 is absolutely ancient.

Nope, 30. Or at least, that's what my kids tell me. Heh.

[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

I wonder what that says about me that from high school 'til I was about 22, none of my friends were under 30.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Speak up, sonny! I can't hear so good since I broke an eardrum shopping for Geritol!

[dossy.livejournal.com]

Woah, it said "older" not "old" ... 33 is "older" compared to, say, the "barely legal teens" at 18-19.

Although the "Old Spunk" title could have been "Older Spunk" but, it's porn, not William Safire.

[hydrolagus.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you're 16 that's like twice your age!

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[memegarden.livejournal.com]

Interestingly, Abbie Hoffman was already over 30 when he said that.

[xengar.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, he was trying to get people to stop taking his words for gospel (he failed)

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

*laughs at those "older mature" 33 year olds*

Wait'll they get stuck in doggie position and have to have their lover get them out of it. That's when you're officially "older and mature."

My back goes out more than I do these days.


Let's face, these days ideal porn model is barely 18. 25 is getting long in the tooth and 33 is a hag.

[gromm.livejournal.com]

Heh. Is that the real age of the actress, or the stage age of the actress?

I've seen ads for such sites where the actresses in question are clearly wearing makeup to make them look older. Which in and of itself is pretty lame.

But then, I also understand that a crystal meth addiction will make you look older than you are. Which would explain a few things.

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to say that at age 33, I do occasionally feel old, but I'm an out-of-shape semiprofessional dancer, so I don't know if that counts. I'm still the youngest adult in my household, though, and I occasionally dress like an eight-year-old. So there. Nyeah.

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you are now a new fetish!