Metric Thoughts

[elfs]

Once upon a time, I was enamored of the notion of the millihelen. As the Uncyclopedia puts it: The measurement of this quantity is based on one simple postulate: If one Helen is enough beauty to launch a thousand ships, the milliHelen (mH) is defined as the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Okay, I think that's clear enough.

Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to come up with a definition for the word milligoatse.

(P.S.: If you don't know what a goatse is, please don't google for it. Really. NSFW, you'll probably want to bleach your brain, that kind of "don't.")

Comments

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

I think there are probably minimum threshold values for centitubgirl and milligoatse, given that both of these are WRONG and just like radiation, the long term effects of low level doses are unknown.

I do have an idea for a calibration mechanism available worldwide. Free to air Christian televangelism.