Metric Thoughts

[elfs]

Once upon a time, I was enamored of the notion of the millihelen. As the Uncyclopedia puts it: The measurement of this quantity is based on one simple postulate: If one Helen is enough beauty to launch a thousand ships, the milliHelen (mH) is defined as the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Okay, I think that's clear enough.

Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to come up with a definition for the word milligoatse.

(P.S.: If you don't know what a goatse is, please don't google for it. Really. NSFW, you'll probably want to bleach your brain, that kind of "don't.")

Comments

Re: How about conversions?

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

Both terms would be measures of volume, but the difference may only be a matter of symantics. A pessimist would see a given volume as half empty, measured in goatse, while the optimist... [mental horror redacted]