Metric Thoughts

[elfs]

Once upon a time, I was enamored of the notion of the millihelen. As the Uncyclopedia puts it: The measurement of this quantity is based on one simple postulate: If one Helen is enough beauty to launch a thousand ships, the milliHelen (mH) is defined as the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.

Okay, I think that's clear enough.

Your task, should you decide to accept it, is to come up with a definition for the word milligoatse.

(P.S.: If you don't know what a goatse is, please don't google for it. Really. NSFW, you'll probably want to bleach your brain, that kind of "don't.")

Comments

[elfs.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that in order to be a megagoatse, we'd have a situation that would really, really have to suck?

[tehrasha.livejournal.com]

Something like a blackhole, I guess.

[mithras.livejournal.com]

People have been killed for better jokes than that.

[spooktress.livejournal.com]

*nearly dies laughing*