Dear Uptight Seattlite

[elfs]

I should send this into the Stranger (or is it the Seattle Weekly) to have them go over this for real:

Dear Uptight Seattlite:

Every month I go up to Capitol Hill to get myself the roasted coffee that I prefer. There are only two places I have found that sell my favored brand: one is a local organic co-op staffed with hippies struggling to survive against the onslaught of Whole Foods and Safeway. the other is a local coffeeshop staffed by goths struggling to survive against the likes of Starbucks.

Which one of these deserves my money more?

Comments

Re: I am grimly predictable

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Gosh, hard to say. The cute chick behind the counter at Aurifice has a lip piercing, which is always a turn-off for me. I could kinda go for the white-boy-with-dreads at Madison. It's a toss.

Re: I am grimly predictable

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Funny, lip piercings are only a squick for me if they're poorly cared-for (ie: red, swollen, angry-looking), whereas dreads on white boys is an instant move-along-thanks-for-playing -- you just know they're going to try to get you to listen to Phish during sex.

To each their own. :)

Re: I am grimly predictable

[elfs.livejournal.com]

Phish while fucking is a problem similar only to the Dead while stoned: when you come back to reality your reaction is, "Y'know, they're not that good."