Dear Uptight Seattlite

[elfs]

I should send this into the Stranger (or is it the Seattle Weekly) to have them go over this for real:

Dear Uptight Seattlite:

Every month I go up to Capitol Hill to get myself the roasted coffee that I prefer. There are only two places I have found that sell my favored brand: one is a local organic co-op staffed with hippies struggling to survive against the onslaught of Whole Foods and Safeway. the other is a local coffeeshop staffed by goths struggling to survive against the likes of Starbucks.

Which one of these deserves my money more?

Comments

[omahas.livejournal.com]

Now, see, after I told him that, he still wouldn't send it in. But after you told him, he would.

I'm just not good enough for him. :(((

;)

[srmalloy.livejournal.com]

No... definitely the other way around.

[nbarnes.livejournal.com]

He needs to refine the parallelism between the two statements, though.