Species of commuter.
Nov. 30th, 2006 10:08 pmRemember a few posts ago when I said "if I don't do any more writing today"? I didn't. On my commute home, the guy sitting next to me brought a freaking eight-inch television with him, on which he proceeded to watch some DVD. I developed such a massive headache from trying to interrupt the instinctual portion of my brain that wanted to hone in on the high-speed flickering glow just to the edge of my sight that I finally had to just give up, close the laptop, and close my eyes. I don't watch video on my laptop on the commute for the same reason: it's freaking rude, okay? I've sat next to other geeks and not developed that kind of reaction, so it had to be something intrinsic to the action flick he was watching.
I've been taking the 6:30am bus instead of the 7:00am bus. This morning, a woman got on and looked around, and there was one seat left, the one next to me. She eyed it considerably before deciding that her double-wide ass wasn't going to fit there. Blessed be! No, I'm not enough of a gentleman to give up my seat as well.
And finally, this morning I witnessed a new variety of commuter that I can only call "the human turnstile." This is a commuter wearing a heavy coat and a backpack who stands at the front of the bus and is too stupid to get out of the way as people are trying to exit. Because he's wearing the backpack he blocks the aisle and has to rotate a full 360 each time someone wants to get past him. I hope he's at least keeping a running tally.
I've been taking the 6:30am bus instead of the 7:00am bus. This morning, a woman got on and looked around, and there was one seat left, the one next to me. She eyed it considerably before deciding that her double-wide ass wasn't going to fit there. Blessed be! No, I'm not enough of a gentleman to give up my seat as well.
And finally, this morning I witnessed a new variety of commuter that I can only call "the human turnstile." This is a commuter wearing a heavy coat and a backpack who stands at the front of the bus and is too stupid to get out of the way as people are trying to exit. Because he's wearing the backpack he blocks the aisle and has to rotate a full 360 each time someone wants to get past him. I hope he's at least keeping a running tally.
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Date: 2006-12-01 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-03 06:26 am (UTC)better living through technology
Date: 2006-12-03 06:52 am (UTC)I use one to turn off TVs that are too annoying. The one in the locker room at the gym that was invariably tuned to Fox news, for example.
Same here
Date: 2006-12-03 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 02:40 am (UTC)But then my eyes don't work quite right either, I can't use a standard computer monitor if the refresh rate is too low, the flicker catches my attention and gives me a headache. (I need to make myself a bead string to do some of my eye exercises again, the doubling's getting worse as I spend entire days reading textbooks and laptop screens)
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Date: 2006-12-03 06:15 pm (UTC)