Species of commuter.
Nov. 30th, 2006 10:08 pmRemember a few posts ago when I said "if I don't do any more writing today"? I didn't. On my commute home, the guy sitting next to me brought a freaking eight-inch television with him, on which he proceeded to watch some DVD. I developed such a massive headache from trying to interrupt the instinctual portion of my brain that wanted to hone in on the high-speed flickering glow just to the edge of my sight that I finally had to just give up, close the laptop, and close my eyes. I don't watch video on my laptop on the commute for the same reason: it's freaking rude, okay? I've sat next to other geeks and not developed that kind of reaction, so it had to be something intrinsic to the action flick he was watching.
I've been taking the 6:30am bus instead of the 7:00am bus. This morning, a woman got on and looked around, and there was one seat left, the one next to me. She eyed it considerably before deciding that her double-wide ass wasn't going to fit there. Blessed be! No, I'm not enough of a gentleman to give up my seat as well.
And finally, this morning I witnessed a new variety of commuter that I can only call "the human turnstile." This is a commuter wearing a heavy coat and a backpack who stands at the front of the bus and is too stupid to get out of the way as people are trying to exit. Because he's wearing the backpack he blocks the aisle and has to rotate a full 360 each time someone wants to get past him. I hope he's at least keeping a running tally.
I've been taking the 6:30am bus instead of the 7:00am bus. This morning, a woman got on and looked around, and there was one seat left, the one next to me. She eyed it considerably before deciding that her double-wide ass wasn't going to fit there. Blessed be! No, I'm not enough of a gentleman to give up my seat as well.
And finally, this morning I witnessed a new variety of commuter that I can only call "the human turnstile." This is a commuter wearing a heavy coat and a backpack who stands at the front of the bus and is too stupid to get out of the way as people are trying to exit. Because he's wearing the backpack he blocks the aisle and has to rotate a full 360 each time someone wants to get past him. I hope he's at least keeping a running tally.
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Date: 2006-12-01 06:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-01 06:47 am (UTC)Oh well. One day dream at a time, I guess. :p
How about this?
Date: 2006-12-03 01:04 pm (UTC)Granted the keyboarding is more difficult but I remember one years ago that was a binary keyboard that only used four keys (plus one for the thumb) on a stick, but there is also projection keyboard (http://www.gizmag.com/go/2864/).
...and while I am at it, you might want to take a look at this totally unrelated but really interesting iPod accessory, or "acsexory" (http://www.gizmag.com/search/acsexory/) as the company describes it.
Re: How about this?
Date: 2006-12-03 09:10 pm (UTC)The iBod is not likely to be something I'd be interested in, tho. :)
What really got my attention was this wireless computing interface. Shadowrun, here we come? :)
Re: How about this?
Date: 2006-12-09 09:30 am (UTC)So, how do you feel towards terpanation (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=trepanation)? I would think that part might limit the overall popularity of such things.
Re: How about this?
Date: 2006-12-09 04:41 pm (UTC)Not that I'd be interested in such a capability, myself. I'll stick with VR goggles and gloves, thank you. :)
The point being, in the world of Shadowrun, people undertake that surgery because they want to get ahead in business, and people already do weird things for money.
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Date: 2006-12-01 07:31 am (UTC)We're predators, hardwired to glom onto any rapid movement. This is why we find watching television, even a blow-'em-up action flick, calming -- it focuses our attention and lowers the blood pressure in a prepare-to-spring reflex.
I remember one time I was sitting in my living room, reading a book, but my eye kept getting drawn to the television across the street. We're talking a tiny flickering image, seen through two wavy panes of 1920s glass, that I could easily cover with the tip of my pinky, but I just couldn't stop myself from looking at it.
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Date: 2006-12-01 07:53 am (UTC)I don't like them, I don't like how much time I wind up giving them without even noticing I'm doing it. It's worse than stress eating.
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Date: 2006-12-01 09:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-02 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-03 06:26 am (UTC)better living through technology
Date: 2006-12-03 06:52 am (UTC)I use one to turn off TVs that are too annoying. The one in the locker room at the gym that was invariably tuned to Fox news, for example.
Same here
Date: 2006-12-03 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-06 02:40 am (UTC)But then my eyes don't work quite right either, I can't use a standard computer monitor if the refresh rate is too low, the flicker catches my attention and gives me a headache. (I need to make myself a bead string to do some of my eye exercises again, the doubling's getting worse as I spend entire days reading textbooks and laptop screens)
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Date: 2006-12-03 06:15 pm (UTC)